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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I read somewhere that I was right about it all. The lamb. The pickle. And the writing in the bathroom stall.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Why did the chicken bisect the toroidal polyhedron? To derive the integral sub-matrices of its homeomorphically-equivalent Eilenberg-MacLane space.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. There's green schist, and there is brown schist, but only white schist is truly scarred. Rock on.

    By NotBettyWhite,
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  4. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, I'll pull down my underwear.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  5. I finally figured out where's the beef and now my life is in danger so I have to change my identity. Worth it, though.

    By fredsolo,
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  6. Shake What Your Mama Gave You - that's right, I want to see those sandwiches rattling boys!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Tip Toppy Shape and reruns of Grape Ape. Don't believe my Facebook cos I ain't been Fraped.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Miss me once, shame on you. Miss me twice, now you gotta kiss me.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. I only do closed-mouth smiles in pictures so that the hamsters don't escape

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  10. I'm the Sue chef of this restaurant and I'm Bobby Flay's sister. If you ask Sue Flay to make you a souffle...I'll see you in hell.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. I'm the sue chef of this restaurant. If you don't like my food...I'll see you in court!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. New look, but with the same great taste. Come try our three-pound, yam candy cheese-stuffed wolf womps, available for...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Feed me hot pockets and call me a liar, because I think my cargo pants just caught on fire.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. Flex your abs. Do your dance. I feel a tightening. In my pants.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Ghosts are around and ghosts are abroad. Regardless, a couple microwaved string cheeses are phenomenally delicious.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Treat your employees with care. And a handjob here or there.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Mr. Auckerman, Tear down this paywall!

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. These millennials are too busy eating ass to eat their oatmeal

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  19. Pontius Pilate punched his pilot prior to a penultimate pit-stop in the Port of Portugal. What a prick that guy was.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. ☯®

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. If Michael Paré wore a beret and ate crudité and sang Walk This Way, it sure as shit would make my day

    By MegadethOfSuperman,   
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  22. The horse whinnied. The horse wined. Therefore, the horse was wasted.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Keep it civil. Only one nipple rip allowed per person.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. I've never met a horse i couldn't break, or an orgasm i couldn't fake

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  25. Endemic to the smoldering calderas of Ecuador, the Andean Corn Salamander has only one natural predator—Tom “The Salamander Hammer” Bodett

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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