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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You're crazy for this one Patsy Cline.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I wish that I will know what I know now, when I am older.

    By delaneymitch,
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  3. Sure, they look cute. But those raccoons you let in the house are gonna have to shit somewhere.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. I got a parking ticket today and the reason is pretty wild. I ran over a grandma and she was pregnant with my child.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. It is with a heavy heart I must report the results of my medical examination. My doctor says I have a severely oversized, overweight heart.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Bic pens were originally called Pu-Bic pens and were primarily used to draw in some squiggles on particularly sparse Mons Pubii.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Mr. Sand-man, Shabba my doo. Take a vacation with Rob Schneider too.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, because I’m very hungry and I sleep in this baseball stadium at night.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. I’m really into live-streamed woolly mammoth puppet murder. See what I mean at www.snuff-a-luffaguss.com

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. I made quinoa with mee maw and pee paw, and now my house smells like grains and bengay.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  11. Dogs go to heaven, southern belle's go to hell

    By BarnHen,
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  12. Deja vu, shame on me. Jamais vu, shame on you.

    By BarnHen,
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  13. What could be greater than a face full of craters?

    By BarnHen,
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  14. How's tricks, breadsticks?

    By BarnHen,
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  15. I can feel it in my bones, so I won’t stop chewing until I reach my bones.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. A bird in the hand is worth two herrings in the shrubbery.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Mayans do it / Aztecs do it / Even educated Olmecs do it / Let's do it / Let's grow some corn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. It’s Monday, March 5th, birthday of magicians Penn Jillette and Joel Osteen!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. catchphrase

    By Shitbird,   
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  20. How many unsolicited dick pics do I have to send before Scott actually gives me an on-air compliment?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. I came here to sling tent and crack corn—and I’m all out of corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times—count to a thousand, and don’t stop until you get to 999.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Baron Jamiroquai von Whimplesnatch cracked corn, and I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Copy pasta, creepy pasta, mommy pasta, daddy pasta

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  25. I wish Batman was called Bathman because I think he should clean up his act.

    By fredsolo,
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