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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I was hoping we’d get off on the right foot. Not that I have anything against left-footed people.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. I should have written down what I wanted my single-mindedness to be laser-focussed on, because I totally forgot.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, wait 10 days and repeat. Love is weakness.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. I'm a drunken sailor. A drailor, if you will, but you could call me a clumsy port man too

    By ZaeRaeNae,
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  5. Hey Scott, I’ve been to a Weird Al show, and he does say what’s up hotdog! God bless

    By Kevllis,
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  6. Everyone's an "ILF" to someone.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. My grandpa, a chicken, always used to say: "How much shit and piss can possibly come out of my cloaca? Wait, what's this now? AN EGG. You've gotta be kidding me.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. Butter?! I know 'er well because she's my wife, but I don't have a butt!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. Two words: Bitcorn

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. Sphincter?! I don’t even know ‘er!!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Check out my new adze! I fell in love with it in an extremely appealing series of commercial spots. Nothing is as sweet-ass as adze ads.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Whenever your boss addresses you, always respond “now what?!” That way they’ll know you are eager and flexible.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Cows on weed or cows on a plane, either way the steaks have never been higher

    By ZaeRaeNae,
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  14. Pizza party at my house later. Bring pizza.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Bury the hatchet or bury the lead, just as long as you bury me in that sweet honeyed mead

    By ZaeRaeNae,
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  16. Following your dreams SOUNDS great until you have to cook dinner with a crab who's also your mom, plus your dick falls off

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Found the remote.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Living in the 80s is rad and this video cassette recorder is totally tubular. Skateboards!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. It's noon & I'm Zoomin' my pubes like Toobin, I'm only human

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I never graduated fifth grade, and look at me! I'm up to my bathing suit area in baginas

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. I just bought my copy of With a Vodka-Soaked Tampon Up Your Asshole: The Scott Aukerman Story by Paul F. Tompkins. It’s a real gem! Highly recommended.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. So I guess the other 98% of milk is farts

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Cruisin' Snoozin' counting teeth that I'm losin'. You meth your life I'm having fun.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Squeeze me, babe. I'm 10% real juice and 100% that bitch.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  25. I went to a topless bar yesterday, they really gotta put a roof on that place

    By StopEatingBees,
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