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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some say "live every day like your last", but I say live everyday like it’s 420, am I right officer.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  2. Worms and sunflower seeds? Man, that stuff's for the birds ya dig.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  3. Some folks call 'em hoagies, other people call 'em grinders, but to me they're just vaginas.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. I'm an awesome ventriloquist, even if I do say so myself.

    By clevernickname,
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  5. Marriage is like the Borg. It has a queen and resistance is futile and nano-bots.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Opinions are like Onions spelled incorrectly.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. They say having itchy palms means you will soon come into money which is why I think my home made poison ivy gloves will sell like hotcakes!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. To Tony Hawk fails on a skateboard are like nails on a chalkboard.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. I prefer Fraggle Jazz.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. Your honor, I'm sorry, I only chopped up those fruits to please the elusive Blenderman.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Fun slang kids; Call finishing off a carton of orange juice "pulling a reverse Nicole Brown Simpson"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Holy Lawsuit Avoidance, It looks like it's ACTUALLY the Jokester and he's kidnapped Dirk Grapeson, Go get him Flying Rat Man

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Yoo hoo, sir in the hard hat, return my infant son this instant! He's got fetal alcohol syndrome y'know

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Harper's Bazaar claims the show has a proportional amount of eloquent junk for even the fleshiest of trunks. Emoji score: 3 eggplants and half a poo.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. who the biggest booby in hollywood?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. A thumb in your bum and a digit in your widget, that's our promise to you at Fingerbury Farms.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. You can split the bill, you can split a headache, you can even split the bowling pins but you can't split up my parents - they're just too in-love.

    By henrysoup,
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  18. Sponsor me once, shame on me. Sponsor me twice and you've got a limited edition t-shirt coming your way if you preorder my album.

    By henrysoup,
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  19. Mind if I try out some new material on you? Here's a soft leather strap, Ooo. Here's a sturdy oak rod, oh okay. Here's some 220 grit sandpaper...

    By greazey_bob,   
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  20. I hope you like role-playing games because I'm in my dungeon with full drag on

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. any french press is good french press

    By greazey_bob,   
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  22. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Today's secret word is... "The." So if anyone says "the" remember to scream real loud!

    By potsmaster,
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  23. Don't stress, pick up some scag and regress !!

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Tonight on Shark Tank, have I got a pitch for you, it's a container for a dangerous underwater predator. I call it "Barracuda Cage"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. My baby and me made a baby and me made a baby with my baby, BAYBEEE!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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