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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ungulates flatuate; absquatulate, and if they modulate you can hear it oscillate!

    By bleatport,
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  2. You. Me. A quart of warm creamed corn. And a hairless muskrat named Gary. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Catchphrase pro tip: more corn, less porn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I like my women like I like my coffee. Sprinkled with cheeto dust.

    By fredsolo,
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  5. She sells her self but a quelf's more.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  6. For a second I thought you said that "oral queefs" were going extinct, but thank god it's just the coral reefs instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: No mannequins

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. If his name is Woody Woodpecker, then my name is Penis Erectioncock

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "The juice is loose but my five is tight"

    By RichieMillennium,
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  10. New from Sullivan's (makers of the famous banana hammock) comes the Zucchini Bikini! When you want to show while you grow!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. Female marsupial, male mallard, just let me know the the duckaroo's ready.

    By DigletFan69,
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  12. Tanner, I know you’re listening. Put down the hookah hose, and get a job

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  13. I came here to beat my meat and rub my feet, and I’m all outta lotion

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  14. Look, my third nipple was cool, but my chin looks better with a dimple

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  15. If you look at my ashy knees one more time, I’m knocking you the fuck out

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  16. Dusk before dawn, but not on my lawn!

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. Siphoning a car gives me gas

    By Boof,
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  18. I wouldn't take a DNA test. What would my DNA know about anything?

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. When there was but one set of footprints my child, those were the times when I nipped out for a quick smoke or a dump. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. If you would like people to frequent this establishment, then I suggest you stop killing your patrons.

    By MaxyPadCodeRed,
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  21. It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  22. I wish I could trade all these external hard drives for just one internal that drives hard, I'm quite the dainty little flower behind the wheel

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Chewbacca go pew! pew! Chewcaca chew poopoo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Look doctor, we need to get one thing straight: my horrifically curved dong.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Roses are Red, Turds are Brown.. Heavy is the Face that Wears the Frown.

    By sweetjimmyt,
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