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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eat my shorts; this is my body. Drink my shirt; this is my blood

    By beeface,
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  2. Smoking weed, even just once, results in permanent brain damage.

    By beeface,
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  3. Close your eyes Take a deep breath. Be in the moment. Repeat your affirmation: I am loved. Hail Satan.

    By beeface,
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  4. Paul Bunyan and Charlie Callas saw Korn perform in blistering heat, but, trouble was afoot

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. (in modern family lady voice) manny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By beeface,
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  6. With the market looking the way it is I must advise you to "Sell, Sell Birdie"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. i refer to my pens by their first names

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. All weather is sweater weather if you like to exist in a constant state of discomfort.

    By rob_m,
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  9. Shot through the heart and you're too late, I sure do hope that condom didn't break.

    By JaredGranda,
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  10. To be said in a Man Brat voice.

    By DavidZavala,
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  11. the well runs fine on 87 ethanol, the supercharger drinks virgin blood like a lycanthrope

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. Wake up, Sheeple! You're a triumph of inter-species gene splicing, don't sleep the day away.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. I was an oil man once upon a time after time to kill the lights on Broadway.

    By krundled,
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  14. Beware the Loch Ness Muenster.

    By krundled,
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  15. So Dorian Gray tore off the curtain, revealing the portrait which had- not changed. At all. He was going to grow old & die, just like the rest of us.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  16. There are exactly 7 different ways to skin a cat.

    By krundled,
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  17. Dances With Wolves always tried to ride in front of Pudding In Pants.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. My poop chute, ain't she a beaut? Watch out now here comes a toot toot

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  19. Just a friendly reminder to everyone. Please send all of your Would You Rather scenarios to my Twitter, @ScottAukerman.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  20. I realize that standing over the bloodied corpse of Lin-Manuel Miranda is an inopportune time to ask, but are you going to finish those tater tots?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  21. Alfred Hitchcock is my favorite director because his name is a combination of Hitch and Hancock. Double Will Smith, baby!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. the olympics are on

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. Well don't you know, that's the sound of the men welcome to comedy chain gang

    By mnakal,
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  24. Gather 'round kids, I want to tell you about the time I watched "How I Met Your Mother"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Sorry I keep forgetting the stage directions for this Grizzly Man stage show. It's my cross to bear.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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