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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Love maker, harp breaker- it's this thing I do, breakin harps like all day long

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 380 views

  2. Hurley shirts man did you see the size of them squirrelly squirts? Mmm, nature

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 434 views

  3. Marlon suddenly snarled, startling Temperance, Charlie's turtle.

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. Today at school I learned the small intestine is over 20 feet long. It was the most gruesome gym class injury I've ever seen.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 512 views

  5. I'm not much of a "fly by the seat of my pants" kind of guy, but I am sitting in a pile of dead flies.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 403 views

  6. Two and a Half Men plus Cop and a Half equals my unsold pilot script

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 408 views

  7. But how can I have a personality disorder when I don't even have a personality?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 365 views

  8. Dwight White might write quite trite shite tonight

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. I'm the proud mother of two beautiful daughters, and one who's maybe about a six

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 402 views

  10. Good Morning Mr. Hunt. Your mission should you choose to accept it, involves the extraction of a prominent gerbil from an unseemly location.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 380 views

  11. If if's and but's were dicks and butts then I'd be getting laid every day of the week

    By BenSalvetti,   
    • 1 reply
    • 846 views

  12. Papa don't take no mess, but he does take LSD on a regular basis. Last Thanksgiving wasn't good.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 326 views

  13. The Olympics are just like places in 1840's California with quartz vein matter accumulation: You gotta go for the gold.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 317 views

  14. Every lotto winner finds out the hard way:Swimming in a pool full of Jell-O is a fly magnet.Stick to rolling around in a bed made of 100 dollar bills

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 320 views

  15. hurtling down the path at speeds previously unknown to man, the toddler braced himself for death

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 684 views

  16. Howl really is the Netflix of podcasts, I don't pay for either of them.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 314 views

  17. I beat my kid who beat up your kid who beat up an honor student.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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    • 299 views

  18. Death Becomes Her, but Life be cummin' on her.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  19. And so, with escalated global warming, the collapse of the middle class & Delaware lost tothe sea, the Great Capitol Hill Panty Raid ended in disaster

    By dirtyvicar,
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    • 297 views

  20. Vengeance will be mine! And it can be yours now, too, for the low, low price of $9.95 a month. Use coupon code "bang bang."

    By dirtyvicar,
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    • 321 views

  21. Bristol Pimps?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 355 views

  22. I'm sorry I can't focus right now, I just heard the Knopfler boys were in grave danger.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 329 views

  23. Shame! Shame On Big Game Hunter Elmer Fudd. I mean, How hard is it to find a speech therapist?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 338 views

  24. My House was destroyed in what turned out to be a landslide victory.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 321 views

  25. Like hiding Easter eggs for clairvoyant children

    By Ace Pumpkin,
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    • 366 views
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