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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. An elephant shot me while I was in my pajamas this morning; how he got that big-ass elephant finger inside the trigger guard, I’ll never know.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. An elevator is just like a bathroom except on an elevator sometimes your poop goes up.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  3. An emotionall moving, panoramic account of Jews in America

    By bertieppants,
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  4. An engraved chess set for your enraged marmoset

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. An entire fleet of Fleet enemas couldn't dislodge the log-jam i've got in my jog-clam.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. an expanded stimulus

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  7. An experienced graphic designer will consider many options when choosing Arthur Fontsarelli, AKA the fonts

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth will save this dog eat dog world because the dogs will all be blind and toothless

    By DoctorMcTits,
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  9. An eye for an eye is just business in the organ harvesting black market

    By hankyspanky,
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  10. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, unless there's an odd number of cyclopes

    By FoxWinters,   
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  11. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, unless you're... Spider Gandhi® (Summer 2016)

    By JoshTorres,
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  12. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world with kickass eyepatches and sweet bar stories

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind unless you started with a crappy one and got a new one, in that case you scored a pretty sweet deal bro.

    By chadisanidiot7,
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  16. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a buck for a suck makes the whole world interested in legalizing prostitution

    By honkyray,
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  17. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, unless youre Spider Gandhi

    By JoshTorres,
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  18. An eye for an eye makes the whole world content with their eyeball trades.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. An eye for an eye makes the whole world need LASIK.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a blah for a blah—this is boring. Let’s up the stakes. I’ll give you a toe for a boob.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. An eye for and eye is a terrible example of bartering.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. And then Bill Cosby's master plan is finally complete.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. An I for and I makes the whole word bliind

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  24. An insult from garrison keillor is called a “fiddle me diss”

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  25. An insurrection is done by an insurgency said the incestuous surgeon inconspicuously

    By Burritofeet,
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