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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Babies are just like drunk people, after a certain point you just have to give them enough Vodka so they pass out.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Four score and 7 years ago, everyone had to look up what a score was because nobody uses that old-timey language anymore, Grandpa.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 398 views

  3. The existential crisis of paté can be expressed in one question: "What am I, chopped liver? "

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 332 views

  4. Who's Belgian and what did she do with my tank top?

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  5. Hello? Is this the owner of poop.butt? Your site is down.

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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    • 387 views

  6. Monday comes and goes. Another catchphrase is read. Maybe this haiku?

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Earth. Air. Fire. Water. So many elements for me to masturbate upon.

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Legend says that James Gandolfini was the offspring of Gandalf the Grey and Mr. Feeny.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Well usually no one wants to know, but since you asked I'll tell you. Sausage is mostly ground up pig balls and pepper.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 305 views

  10. It's summertime, so that means nothing but Kulap and flip-flops for this Scott.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 347 views

  11. And to our South Korean friends, a sincere Annyong Man!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 371 views

  12. You're so frugal, the second hand on your second hand alarm clock probably runs on thrice baked potatoes

    By greazey_bob,   
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  13. Bazinga? More like ka-chinga!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 392 views

  14. The bad news is, my mother relapsed. The good news, I have closure for our time spent together.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  15. civil war: ok comic series, not a great movie ...awful reality

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 566 views

  16. Girrrrl your father must have been ugly because your mother's attractive but you're ugly.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 332 views

  17. People tell me I have a "weird vibe" Just because I show them my factory-defect vibrator, but that's on them, this thing is fascinating!

    By Edward James Almost,
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  18. Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Adult Onset Diabetes killed the Beast

    By Edward James Almost,
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  19. I hope you're ready for some brown note, because this song is the shit!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. "Knowledge is More Power" So says my life coach Tim "The Schoolhouse Rock man" Taylor, Then he usually grunts a lot. He claims those are conjunctions

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Don't be bringing those outdated references around here or I'll be telling you "You are the weakest link. Goodbye"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 382 views

  22. If I want your opinion I'll ask Santa for it, he got the hookup for most anything

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Oh, you wanted me to "Let go" of your Eggo, I'm afraid I've already eaten it. You must learn to enunciate, my dear boy.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  24. No touch! Cah-cah! Do you want a pa-pow?!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 387 views

  25. At last. It is finished. My mustard piece! I will now relish the chance to catch up on my vegetable garden

    By greazey_bob,
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