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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The original title of Dracula was Dracula: The Bitey Bastard

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. A flick of the wrist, a twist of the nips

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  3. The rumours of my demise are greatly exaggerated. Those rumours about my massive schlong are bang on the money though!

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. I tried to assemble a comedy monster but then in got too politically minded and ran amok. It was a real Al Frankenstein situation.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  5. Civilised Man is characterised by his unquenchable thirst for knowledge.... and for hard liquor.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. naming your greasey spoon The Fry Corps was just strike one, the fact your workers use raw bacon rashers to wipe down the tables an obvious two.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Yo. Hey what's happening dude. I'm the guy with the rep for sniffing glue.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Pistols at Dawn. Rifles at Mandy. Any other guns at Kevin. You gotta point 'em at someone after all.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Nice cheddar Cheeseblock. Next time don't forget yo' nachos.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Moe, Larry, and Curly, are you ready? Cameras rolling in...Five. Four. Three's. Two. Jizz.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. I asked the college about its endowment, and they told me to show mine first. For shame.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. If this van's a-rockin', get in line or go get me a sandwich.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. Please, Mr. Peanut is my father's name. Just call me Steve Peanut.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Catcalls for the pratfalls by the grease monkeys in the garage. Their street cred was road rash and highway robbery

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. Whatcha peddling 'round my door stoop?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  16. Oops, I did it again... I made you believe that I was singing Britney Spears.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  17. It's a great day for UP! But it's a bad day, for upperdeckers.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. He was hung like horse. We slipped his head in a big ole noose and then whipped his rear end.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Class, please welcome Scott Aukerman, who has volunteered to model for us in the nude today. Now please open your algebra textbooks to page 73.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. You could never do "All in the Family" today, The two leads are dead and the puppeteer's hands keep showing through their skeletons

    By Edward James Almost,
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  21. I say, enough movies about Bat-man, let's get some movies about Oliver Platt, man

    By Edward James Almost,
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  22. I've had this "Send a Bag of Dicks" tab open for four months but I don't know your apartment number

    By heynongdeeprockman,
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  23. I'll bet you're wondering how in the world I ever found you, Professor Loudfarts!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Mark Twain, whilst visiting Maine, couldn't refrain from getting high on cocaine and running a train on Carol Kane with David Wain and Frasier Crane.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Comedy is tragedy plus time multiplied by cars. Leno's or Seinfeld's, either way, If it's not in a Hot Rod, It ain't funny!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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