New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Oh to be a twisted fuck, riding in a lifted truck, spying on the enlisted muck as they sing of Howard the misfit duck

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2. How many teeth you 'spose I got in my head? I might could tell you, if'n I ain't had broked my mirror.

   By Sparky Funbuck, July 1, 2016
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3. Bargain bin condoms are the real parent trap.

   By Shampoodler, July 1, 2016
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4. Second cousins once removed, leave the world without any second cousins.

   By Dino Is My Dad, July 1, 2016
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5. If you find a Leprosychaun you get to keep his pot of toes.

   By Pure Guava, July 1, 2016
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6. Hoar frost? It's not that kind of snow.

   By Pure Guava, July 1, 2016
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7. I just sharted, but by the grace of god it didn't touch cloth

   By TylerTorch, July 1, 2016
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8. I've heard of a cold opening, but a tepid termination? Only every Tuesday

   By greazey_bob, June 30, 2016
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9. "That's a low blow" said the man standing in a hole getting head

   By Pure Guava, June 30, 2016
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10. There's a big difference between anti-comedy and Auntie comedy. Dorothy Dorothy!

    By greazey_bob, June 30, 2016   

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11. I don't care if theres forgery in your story, but it's mandatory to pander, Rory!

    By PaulDoran, June 30, 2016
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12. Ghostbusters ruined my childhood! Y'see, my mom was the ghost that blew Dan Aykroyd. And my dad, you guessed it, Ol' Onionhead himself, Slimer.

    By Edward James Almost, June 30, 2016
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13. Let me get this straight. You saw the sign and THEN it opened up your eyes?? May I remind you you're under oath, Ms. Of Base.

    By Shampoodler, June 30, 2016
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14. MC Hammer still works his first job, Oakland A's Batboy. He'd leave, but fears quitting would call in-2 question his legitimacy.

    By Pat Chaddams, June 30, 2016
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15. Bigger they are, the harder they fall, the harder they fall, the bigger the bounce back, the bigger the bounce back, the sexier the trampoline display

    By SideofMcG, June 24, 2016
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16. Hi, I'm Scott Aukerman, and I have a message for you from the National Association of Podcast Hosts Who Have Tiny Baby Penises.

    By Shampoodler, June 30, 2016
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17. I bet you won't read this. HA! Gottem! Now you owe me a night out of dinner and dancing at Arby's.

    By blackacre, June 30, 2016
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18. Hey, Milton Bradley, It turns out Hippos AREN'T supposed to eat marbles, no matter how Hungry Hungry they may be, and now I'M banned from the zoo!

    By Pat Chaddams, June 30, 2016
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19. The o' in an irish surname stands for "grandson of" while the Mac stand for "son of." Peter Grandson of Toole used a Son of Intash computer.

    By JoeDeanHinkle, June 30, 2016
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20. Her name's Nat-Geo and she's included in your plan. Just like the Disney Channel and the TV Land.

    By Edward James Almost, June 30, 2016
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21. I have nothing to declare but my genius... Well, that and the sixteen rare birds strapped to my body.

    By Edward James Almost, June 30, 2016
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22. Let me play Devil's Advocate for a second- "Blah, blah, blah I'm Keanu Reeves, Pacino's alright with me!"

    By Edward James Almost, June 30, 2016
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23. I am not a creep, I am not a weirdo, I am into fondling myself before shaking hands with people. I am Dick Handler.

    By Dead_Armadillos, June 29, 2016
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24. the square root of cute? gotta be newt.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 29, 2016
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25. Sometimes all you need is hope. But mostly if that's all you've got, you're royally fucked mate.

    By SideofMcG, June 29, 2016
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