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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The purse of the jaded whore peon reeks of eewwww.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. it's the next best thing since muscle wrestling debra messing & uncle jesse. aka pelvic pressing the elven chess team

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. You hear about the new HBO period piece about music and an evil jousting knight? I bet it will have Sex & Violence & Sax & Violins & a Saxon Vile Lanc

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Soup feels like a waste of time.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. I have plenty of STD's. (Sexually Delightful Techniques)

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. I was preserving jams and accidentally bought Manson jars, Fortunately my jams are made for the Beautiful People.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. The KKK will only use bird manure for their gardens.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Contrary to unpopular belief Abraham Lincoln was never not made of sentient toadstools.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. Make America Ferrara less great again. She's making me look bad.

    By googergieger,
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  10. Some people call it purple rain but I just think the grimace was cumming again.

    By googergieger,
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  11. Hey, no catchphrase today; welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thanks to no one for that wonderful catchphrase! If you have a catchphrase submission

    By arti,
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    • 472 views

  12. Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lamb? A little mint sauce? That’s what Scotty likes!

    By fox the size of a guinea pig,
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  13. Yeah, the Rock's Plymouth landed on us! Guys, please call me Dwayne, sorry I fast & furious'd all over your automobile

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. All bears are gummy once you remove their fur, teeth, and skeletons.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. I feel bad for snakes, they'll never know the pleasure and comfort one feels whilst wearing ass-less chaps.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Chicken soup for the soul is a big waste of food, just passes right through it and spills all over the floor. Soul ain't got no mouth.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Remember kids, always go hard in the paint, and soft on the taint.

    By LordOfTheLemon,
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  18. There is no beauty in this

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Poor Farmer King, all the time he spent building that scarecrow only to have it steal his own wife away from him.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Space cowboys chase space cows on space horses. But in space no one can hear you cream.

    By Bigsmak,
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  22. My drug dealer is no squealer, he's reserved and quiet, He's Garrison Keillor

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Remember when we saw all those cats sleeping in the barn? They were actually dead

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Brad and Larry were brutally murdered by Oliver while Emma stayed completely out of it. Now that's what I call killing two Birds with one Stone.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  25. You'll know me by my gnarled shaft and my eclair preferences. And my laundry piles. And my lie detectors

    By KrangkaDelic,
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