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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. whenever you talk about hiking, I start my period.

    By kerryburied,
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  2. Potential brunch, I have a hunch, I'll have to skip lunch.

    By VonWolf,   
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  3. I bet E.T. is dead by now.

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  4. Frankly, I don’t think it’s any of your business whether or not I live in this abandoned Chi-Chi’s.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. I got no shame in my game... Hot dog, yep, that's me... You can almost get that here and now.

    By Steve,
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  6. What's Up Hotdog?

    By Ktettelbach,   
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  7. A barrel of laughs would be way cheaper if they'd just let us drill for them domestically.

    By Leland_Rodriguez,   
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  8. For years the Doobie Brothers cajoled us to 'listen to the music', yet it was they who poured asphalt in our ears. Take it to the streets? Nay.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. Stop all the downloads, delete all the data, close up all the documents, 'cause baby I'm startin my upload!!!

    By Jake Dingus,
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  10. The man looked at his wife and said "are you there?" His wife said "I'm not." The man realized he was looking at the mirror and started crying. Thanks

    By fredsolo,   
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  11. You can't make an omelette.

    By AM Gems,
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  12. And now, the next evolution of Max Headroom!

    By ZackCleveland,
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  13. It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is a creepy pervert with a foot fetish.

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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  14. Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight. Wear something sluttier.

    By VajayjayLeno,   
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  15. Available in technicolor for listeners with synesthesia

    By rpnicholl,
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  16. I just binge-watched the first season of that new show about bulimia

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  17. I hanker for a hunka, I slabber slice a chunka. I hanker for hunk of... y'know what? Never mind!

    By souprman,
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  18. Bus or bike, but never the twain.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  19. El gato enfuego en mi pantalones, biiiiManan!

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  20. I'm Scott Aukerman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Linctron3000,
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  21. Milk, milk, lemonade

    By be easy on me,
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  22. It’s in the modern fashion / to be waxing bush and butts / but a trusty safety razor / does a fine job on deez nuts

    By slowestjogger,
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  23. Helloooooo Baaby! I'm Big Bopperman, and this is Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Hunter,
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  24. I was under the impression we were talking about cows milk

    By Fabtastico!,
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  25. [Sneeze]

    By BrandonAbedSayavong,
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