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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes, because if it does that would help me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. That's not the Pope greeting his congregation from the Pope-mobile; that's Opus Dei displaying for the world that they've imprisoned the Earthly Voice of God in a car-bubble cage.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. Everybody’s got them, nobody talks about them. I’m talking about dookie drawers.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. I've got my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world, the police will never find them there. life is good to me....life is good to me. 

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  5. Where dwarfs do dwindle oft dweebs do dwell

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Dig, Doug! DIG!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Everyone knows how to eat a black & white cookie: you fold it in half and eat it like a cookie sandwich.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Ahhhhhhhh pistachios - the avocados of nuts

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Seven and a half cents doesn't buy a heck of a lot, but gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight, and you'll be in my heart always.

    By matthewbeechr,
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  10. It was all a dream, I used to read Highlights magazine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. As our way of being more seasonal, there will now be a wave of Summery executions.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. We got the scoop on this ice cream story.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. They call this a “leadership vacuum” but who ever saw the leader doing any vacuuming?! Am I right?!?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Why do people say “The hell you will”? Is it “the” hell? Like “the Ukraine?”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. You said that I’m a joke. Well I’m not. People LIKE jokes.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Confucius says, "Please stop misattributing quotes to me in an offensive pseudo-Chinese patois"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Well that's easy for you to say, which is probably why you did such a good job saying it

    By JollyKingTutt,
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  18. Shiver me timbers! I'm not a pirate, but I sure am cold.

    By Crund Bungus,
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  19. Please clap

    By ImAChuckster,
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  20. Apes together strong, but apes on a healthy exercise routine and diet stronger

    By ImAChuckster,
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  21. If you're happy and you know it sit there in self-satisfied silence.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Cultural Reference + Butt Joke = Catchphrase Superstardom

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. In an old school mystery novel, if an accent has been murdered you can be sure the Gerard Butler did it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. True Crime is great but I'm really into Fictious Law-Abiding podcasts at the minute.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. It might be a Game of Thrones to you but for us throne makers, it's a full time Job of Thrones.

    By SideofMcG,
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