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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cultural Reference + Butt Joke = Catchphrase Superstardom

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. In an old school mystery novel, if an accent has been murdered you can be sure the Gerard Butler did it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. True Crime is great but I'm really into Fictious Law-Abiding podcasts at the minute.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. If you're happy and you know it sit there in self-satisfied silence.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. It might be a Game of Thrones to you but for us throne makers, it's a full time Job of Thrones.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. People of Earth, show me your dirt. People of Mars, sell me your cars.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. I hate that thin selfish muppet. It's all "Mee mee mee!" with that guy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. I feel you, Burger King. I too have an Impossible Whopper that nobody wants

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. The doctors were all genuinely surprised at how hot and Ropey my viral load was

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. This is NOT a test of the emergency broadcast system.  After years of exams Emergency Broadcast System has FINALLY passed and we'd like to congratulate it.. Congratulations Emergency Broadcast System. 

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  11. Lots of people ask me if Pepsi is okay. No one ever wants to know how I'M doing.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Hickory dickory dillow / I couldn’t find a pillow / some coats were there / so I just used those instead.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. I had a dream I was eating jelly beans with Paul F. Tompkins.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? They fall in love.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Did you fall from Heaven? Because if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Being in love means never having to say "thank God you inherited your father's buttocks"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. I don’t care if this water-dwelling pachyderm murdered Chuck E Cheese and invented dick cancer, I’m duty-bound by the Hippo(potamus)cratic Oath to ensure its survival.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Sent my taxes to the IBS and now my ass is not only more inflamed, but it's being audited.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. Went to the robot store and they were all out of RoButts.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Holy Fucking Shit. There's a Dinosaur. Jesus Christ. What The FUUUK  *Sung to the Jurassic Park Theme*

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  21. In terms of public toilets the city is playing “catch up.” Meanwhile I’m out here playing “must-turd.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I just can't stay mad at those balls

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Ashes to ashes/ chill to chilly/ now a word from Groundskeeper Willy

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. We were so focused on if we COULD, that we never asked If we SHOULD, program hundreds of robots to fan out and defecate on the city’s children.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. If you thought Uncle Fester was a bit much to handle, wait till you meet Aunt Fister.

    By Scam Elliot,
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