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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. People of Earth, show me your dirt. People of Mars, sell me your cars.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I hate that thin selfish muppet. It's all "Mee mee mee!" with that guy.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 224 views

  3. I feel you, Burger King. I too have an Impossible Whopper that nobody wants

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 141 views

  4. The doctors were all genuinely surprised at how hot and Ropey my viral load was

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. This is NOT a test of the emergency broadcast system.  After years of exams Emergency Broadcast System has FINALLY passed and we'd like to congratulate it.. Congratulations Emergency Broadcast System. 

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  6. Lots of people ask me if Pepsi is okay. No one ever wants to know how I'M doing.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  7. Hickory dickory dillow / I couldn’t find a pillow / some coats were there / so I just used those instead.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. I had a dream I was eating jelly beans with Paul F. Tompkins.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? They fall in love.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 189 views

  10. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I just can't stay mad at those balls

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 298 views

  11. Being in love means never having to say "thank God you inherited your father's buttocks"

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 157 views

  12. I don’t care if this water-dwelling pachyderm murdered Chuck E Cheese and invented dick cancer, I’m duty-bound by the Hippo(potamus)cratic Oath to ensure its survival.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. Sent my taxes to the IBS and now my ass is not only more inflamed, but it's being audited.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Went to the robot store and they were all out of RoButts.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 169 views

  15. Holy Fucking Shit. There's a Dinosaur. Jesus Christ. What The FUUUK  *Sung to the Jurassic Park Theme*

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 261 views

  16. In terms of public toilets the city is playing “catch up.” Meanwhile I’m out here playing “must-turd.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. If you thought Uncle Fester was a bit much to handle, wait till you meet Aunt Fister.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. Ashes to ashes/ chill to chilly/ now a word from Groundskeeper Willy

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. We were so focused on if we COULD, that we never asked If we SHOULD, program hundreds of robots to fan out and defecate on the city’s children.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Is that a mirror on my ceiling or am I just happy to see me?

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 306 views

  21. How many nuts do Deez Nuts nut if Deez Nuts do nut nuts? 

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 258 views

  22. You catching what I'm throwing? If not.. I'm gonna be throwing deez hands

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  23. In 2023, we have to START talkin’ TMNT on CBB RE: Deez, because a very special listener is getting a Shredder tattoo on his scrotum over the next two years and I, Scott Aukerman, have already bought the exclusive rights to broadcast discussions of it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 191 views

  24. The truth is that NOTHING’S up my butt, which is why I’m so frustrated.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 161 views

  25. If I was a cannibal I would eat your head so I could shit your brains out too.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 189 views
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