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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When the log rolls over, We will die! We will die!

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 258 views

  2. I'm up in that ass like dog-doo baby.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 215 views

  3. You either die a space cowboy or you live long enough to see yourself become Maurice

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  4. Run the hose but don’t trim the hedges.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  5. I put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else, but I jump into my custom ALF-flavored bell bottoms like nobody else

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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    • 220 views

  6. They call me mellow yellow, but my friends call me a manic depressive who still pees the bed.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 234 views

  7. There are no stupid people, only stupid catchphrases, like the one you’re hearing right now, stupid.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 228 views

  8. One, two, three, four, I declare a gang war

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 180 views

  9. I like my coffee the way I like my women: Fancy as hell, 9 feet tall, probably a vampire

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 154 views

  10. The enemy of my enemy is my double enemy. Like, wow, screw that guy.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 144 views

  11. Before it was called tether ball on school playgrounds, it was called tether these balls, and before that, tether DEEZ NUTZ.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 195 views

  12. I bought 10,000 beanie babies in 1993 because I thought it would put my kids through college but as it turned out, my kids are too dumb for college

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 174 views

  13. Fuck me? But I hardly know me!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 170 views

  14. HE-MAN: (Sorts through mail, holds up an envelope) I HAVE THE POWER BILL!

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 179 views

  15. Bob's dyslexia became apparent when he attempted to engage in his girlfriend's favorite sexual position

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 175 views

  16. What's up, Hot Dog? Well, I'll tell you. I'm on the verge of losing my job at JobCorp, and Denise is staying at her mom's house with the kids until I "show some initiative." You regret asking now, don't you Hot Dog?"

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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    • 239 views

  17. Roses are red, death is final, I just ordered a reading of my own eulogy on vinyl!

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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    • 271 views

  18. There are two wolves inside you. Also two geese and two sacks of grain. Good luck crossing the river now, bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 237 views

  19. Sometimes you have to get blinded by the light to know how it feels to be wrapped up like a douche

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 2 replies
    • 248 views

  20. Finally spelled 'BOOBLESS' on my abacus.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 177 views

  21. I saw a horror movie called IT about a department that doesn’t help anyone.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 145 views

  22. Write as many folk songs as you like, West Texas still sucks.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 151 views

  23. The Difference Between Cats and Dogs? Cat's don't like peanut butter.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 175 views

  24. The Space Between Us? 'Bout 6 feet give or take.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 191 views

  25. The Secret to my Success? Michael J. Fox.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 166 views
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