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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Coffee is a good pick me up! So why am I still on the floor, coffee? Pick me up ya bag o' beans!

    By LesterPipps,
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  2. “Don’t You Forget About Me” has a different meaning if your parents left you at a Bennigan’s in the 80s and never came back.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  3. Wear a Mask and Smack dat Ass

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  4. You could say we had a whirlwind romance. We met during a tornado.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I've traveled back to the 1970s to issue this dire warning; disco doesn't suck, Lou Reed sucks.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  6. Would anyone like to buy some drugs? I, Scott Aukerman, sell illegal drugs to make ends meet

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Inside of you there are two wolves, and it’s pretty obvious those are just people dressed as wolves. This is gross and I am not watching anymore of this. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Wow, Spock, the carpet really does match the drapes, though that second pair of eyebrows makes your pointy dick look sorta angry.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. I have a moon in my boot

    By Facelist,
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  10. Hamburglar? I hardly know glar!

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. She sells "she sells seashells by the seashore" needlepoint signs in her etsy shop

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Finger me real good! Finger me in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  13. You KNOW my nymphomania goes insane-ia at the mere mention of ancient Mesopotamia!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock! Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock! Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, overdose death!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a dozen apples a day, shot out of my snatch, makes me a big sensation on a little known korean fetish site

    By Guest Michele Bachmann's Toy Boy,
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  16. Life is misery, but at least I got a free cigar from that guy who had a baby.

    By Guest Dead Body,   
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  17. My knees may be high knees, but my hiney's Hermiones

    By Aukter Scottkapus,
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  18. There's nothing like a clean break. I mean this in no other context than when taking a shit.

    By reversemantra,
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  19. You aren't the reason your mother and I are getting divorced but your sister is.

    By KAys4Days,
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  20. Mark is a real shit head and not just because he has a scat fetish

    By KAys4Days,
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  21. Did Pippy really have long stockings? Or were her legs just stubby...

    By I.C. Boxfan,
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  22. Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Corn Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Ed for short, Edward Furlong!

    By ozzman35,
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  24. Poor People should just make some money. Simple really. My seminar explains it all - sign up now for just 5,000 dollars.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Hell no we won't go until we get your po-ta-toes.

    By SideofMcG,
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