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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The passive voice was avoided.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 163 views

  2. Colfax: Let There Be Cornage

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 163 views

  3. I ain’t tryna hear that. Your words are intruding into my ear canals without my consent.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 144 views

  4. I've hosted this show for twelve years, and all I got was this stupid catchphrase.

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  5. If you talk over me again I will shoot you ...a look.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy, but moonshine in my butthole makes you sexy

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 171 views

  7. Dance like there was no such thing as the transatlantic slave trade, eat like cannibalism doesn't exist, and squirt till it hurts.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 271 views

  8. The chicken wars are over, but the deep-fried teenager's fingernail wars are just beginning.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 256 views

  9. I know you have to pee-pee, but I refuse to let you go

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 165 views

  10. Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man reckless breakfast with fries

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 152 views

  11. Riddle me this: Who’s coming to my son’s bris? RSVP by Friday. …P.S. There’ll be nachos!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 173 views

  12. If I had a dollar every time I had 100 cents, I’d be a bank teller.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 178 views

  13. Unhand me woman! She’s the love of me life.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 165 views

  14. This catchphrase is fine, but it's no euripidy shorts, I'll tell ya that much.

    By AaronSinger,
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  15. Riddle me this, riddle me that. Something, something. Oops all farts.

    By AaronSinger,
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  16. I just thought of the perfect catchphrase that will definitely stick, this one isn't it, but this one is pretty good too.

    By AaronSinger,
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  17. Imagine if your butthole was on the back of your head.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 157 views

  18. Blood is thicker than water, but mud is thicker than both. Take off your shirt and lets wrestle!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  19. it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man, who likes big butts, cannot lie

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 191 views

  20. My right nipple is for my cat. My left nipple is for my priest. And right in the middle... That's where I keep my yeast.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 299 views

  21. Frankenstein's Monster just got their PhD. What now, assholes?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 150 views

  22. chuckle now, buckle later

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 168 views

  23. Don't you just hate when you try to deliver a baby and it turns out to be DiGiorno

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 159 views

  24. The concept of hope, Gwyneth Paltrow's head, and a transmortal cat walk into a box

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 151 views

  25. For 86 years I've tied you, but now, Shoe Laces, you've come back to extract your revenge!

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 168 views
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