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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  2. “Mind if I cut in?” asked the ballroom dancing painter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Cum on me once, shame on you. Cum on my twice, shame on me. Cum on me a third time, Uncle Billy, you have to get your own room.

    By Catchmeifyoutanjackiechan,
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  4. I realize “poop” is spelled the same forward and backward, but that doesn’t mean those monkeys take kindly to return volleys.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Number two on the call sheet? I take a number two in the hall, Pete.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 432 views

  6. Wook at me! I just did a numbie twosie in my diap-diap!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. My menacing mummy mollified Millicent’s murderous Moldovan mastiff with a mesmerizing murmuration.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 222 views

  8. My pants or the lack thereof shall not be construed as an endorsement of nuts, deez or otherwise.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  9. Pantsless Manfred is my name and shocking joggers is my game.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 244 views

  10. People who like foot-jobs are turned on by inefficiency.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 207 views

  11. A new study found that no matter what you eat your cum still tastes pretty gross.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 211 views

  12. Your mom is so ugly that it’s not even funny to joke about.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Backlash over backsplash splattered in black hair from a back patch, while backpack flapjack babies meet me out back we're gonna boogie

    By Emcee Stanky,
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    • 179 views

  14. Once you go bidet, you'll never stray.....

    By Miserable Dingus,
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  15. Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

    By aulamaxima,
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  16. Exchanging commodities and/or labor for money is my business, and business is good

    By the constant pardner,
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  17. Imma let you finish. I'm in the finishing business. My business is from Finland. Where they make the sharks.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 224 views

  18. I must unleash all these farts before this Zoom meeting starts.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 249 views

  19. Crunch On This Ear Cabbage, Neighbor

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  20. Bippity, Boppity, Boop, my coupe is covered in goop!

    By BeefCakeQueefSteak,
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    • 210 views

  21. Hot's Up, What Dog?

    By LongTimeLastTime,
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    • 187 views

  22. Set phasers to Brendan Fraser because Major Laser was never on Frazier.

    By BeefCakeQueefSteak,
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  23. Pardon my french, butthole in the streets, as I pardon your french butthole in the sheets.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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    • 290 views

  24. It's not a question of "if", but a questionable whiff

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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    • 210 views

  25. Jesus had some hot cross-buns.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 213 views
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