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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've fallen and I can't get up. Pass the viagra.

    By Mr. Buttersworth,
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    • 209 views

  2. Lizzie Borden took a jinx and gave her mother 40 winks. And when she put on her cap, she and her father both took a nap.

    By Penis F. Tompkins,
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    • 475 views

  3. I pooped on the futon you eat your ramen noodles on

    By slipperywhenchet,
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    • 216 views

  4. From Rags To Riches: How I Made A Fortune Selling All These Filthy Rags That I Slept On To Buy The Best Mattress That Money From Selling All These Filthy Rags Could Buy

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 258 views

  5. J Jonah Jenna Jameson

    By Cameltoad,
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    • 286 views

  6. Waiter! I ordered X and this is Y!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 221 views

  7. It's like we're shitting on a gold mine here!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 297 views

  8. Once upon a time I was tight like a glove, now I barely hear when I fart. Nothing I can do, m'hole totally ripped-ed apart. 

    By SirRoocha,
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    • 196 views

  9. Comedy Gang Bang: Funnier than your usual gang bang.

    By Botox McThickDick,
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    • 201 views

  10. Penis as peen does

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 304 views

  11. I'm Gonna Crawl Through The Shopping Mall 'Til Everyone's Seen My Dick And Balls

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 225 views

  12. An off-duty perfume tester in a public restroom has shit to sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 207 views

  13. That’s not a catheter.......THIS is a catheter!

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 275 views

  14. ‪Never get between a gummy bear and her cubs...now THAT’S a sticky situation! ‬

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 243 views

  15. Alan Moore tends to snore when he sleeps on the floor

    By Cameltoad,
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    • 286 views

  16. I am convinced the world is run by a secret cabal of circus clowns. They are known as the Ballooninati.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 320 views

  17. That’s no pizza—it’s amore!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 263 views

  18. When a planet hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Melancholia

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  19. When deez nuts hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a poorly-executed tea-baggin’

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 280 views

  20. My ocean’s raining with me. Want to dive in?

    By Cankersaurus,
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    • 195 views

  21. Take me down to the pasta city, where the pesto is green and the noodles are al dente.

    By ButtSparkPlug,
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    • 213 views

  22. Shake rattle and roll...I must have forgotten my baby in the dryer again.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 270 views

  23. This week on Nation, Animal, Sandwich, we're talking Turkey.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 204 views

  24. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and you KNOW I ain't worried 'cause daddy wears CROCS

    By Tubastank,
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    • 255 views

  25. I have three questions: Where are my pants, and How do you count questions?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 235 views
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