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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When the moon hits your eye like an intangible asset incrementally devalued over a defined time period, that’s amoretization.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. If you can’t stand the Heat, the Raptors are a solid option.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Gremlins to Ghoulies and Ghoulies to Critters. Please like, subscribe, and follow me on Twitter.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  4. If you can’t beat ‘em, they’re probably not drums!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Hey Kermit, go grab a plunger and unfrog that toilet for me buddy.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  6. You come to me on this, the day of my daughter's bowel movement?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  7. Hi ho, let's pimp this show!

    By Wocka Worka,
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  8. Wow this Scarface poster is great! I’m gonna have to move my James Dean poster but it’s gonna look awesome next to my Marilyn Monroe poster!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. Champagne for my real friends. Sourdough for my real bro’s.

    By Cameltoad,
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  10. Don’t dump in my oatmeal and call it Quaker, don’t crap on my cabinets and call them Shaker, and when I’m acting don’t call me a faker. I use the Method, sir.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Loose lips lick chips

    By MeredithGates,
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  12. Im Scott Aukerman and I lick lick lick. Thanks for that catch phrase submission this is my favorite one yet!

    By Honkifyoushew,
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  13. Slurp soup, burp poop

    By Dumb Cumpster,
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  14. The sun is out and by out I mean extinguished.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  15. A horse walks into a bar and is therefore disqualified from the horse jumping contest.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  16. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack be lookin low-key thicc.

    By Porg_Fucker,
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  17. Dress for the job you want, not the job you don't have anymore

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  18. How now brown cow once the plant-based meat industry makes the use for you archaic?

    By Porg_Fucker,
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  19. People who live in glass toilets shouldn't throw shit.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  20. John Bobbitt’s got a busted tinkler; all I’ve got’s this busted sprinkler.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  21. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  22. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don't sniff glue or you'll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  23. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. Brother bet a bit of butter for the booty of a bitter boater .

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  25. Smiles are when your mouth remembers a dream

    By How_To_Lose_A_Guy_In_10_days,
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