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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eat, Pray, Love. Good book. Even better reverse mantis porn.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 185 views

  2. My therapist is real annoyed with my “yes, and” style of deflection

    By Kevllis,
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    • 235 views

  3. Yo mama so generous she opened a Gmail account so she could donate the spam to her local food bank.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 174 views

  4. You, Me, A Couple Sloe Buck's Fizzes, Little Land of Make Believe?

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  5. Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, needing a ride home from the circus.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  6. I heard Urkel contracted polio. It's a rare condition, this day and age.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. In soviet russia, chuck norris makes jokes about the internet

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. This is the epicenter of comedy, not the center, even though, the way we are using them, there is no difference between the two words.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Like a lot of people I was molested. But I was also Larrylested and Curlylested. One time I was even butt-Shemped.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 159 views

  10. I go hard in the paint, which people love, but I also get hard in the paint, which they’re less crazy about.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Take me to the dance and make me feel like a lady, I'm tired of carrying the weight of being Tom Brady.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. "Uh oh, here's comes one of those big-boned skeletons." said no one ever.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. You don't see a lot of fat mermaids.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. In the end, Luigi couldn't even one up himself.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. Y'all muthafuckas need Cheez-Its

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle! Why'd they also kidnap seven dick-shaped Toads, you ask? Figure it out

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Are your boobs abusive parents, because they're raising a dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Kids are like pancakes. The first one seems all right, then they get harder and harder to eat after that

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. What do you mean “where are your clothes”? I sold them so I could eat at this restaurant...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Would anyone like to buy some drugs? I, Scott Aukerman, sell illegal drugs to make ends meet

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 236 views

  21. Sit. Spin. Good jerk.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. It’s not easy being greater than the sum of my orifices because I have a lot of orifices.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 160 views

  23. Is it hot in here or have I been thinking about Shaun Diston again?

    By Just Make Something Up,
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  24. Previously on Comedy Bang Bang, some people said some shit while you folded laundry

    By Just Make Something Up,
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    • 210 views

  25. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is piss-drunk 24/7.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 175 views
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