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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If yesterday is history, and tomorrow is a mystery, today is the taint of human existence

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. When you're climbing up a ladder, And you feel something splatter, Onomatopoeia

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Who the hell decided to put pictures of delicious food everywhere.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. You may be a brahmin but if you don’t shut your mouth you’re about to become a part of a different cast system.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Would anyone like to buy some drugs? I, Scott Aukerman, sell illegal drugs to make ends meet

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. "Uh oh, here's comes one of those big-boned skeletons." said no one ever.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Ring and Ringu fans alike, I have to admit; I'm the one who threw that girl down the...

    By Pound Foolish,
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  8. Actually face place dot com is a popular line of skinn care produts. No i'm not embarressed. I havent had skinn on my face since the bbq. Its you skinheads that should be embarrassed!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  9. Hey! Quit jammin' on that clam I'm slammin'!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  10. Why do english guys call eachother "bloke"? Gross sounding word, right? Its like if americans would call eachother "choad". Also dont actually go to face place dot com. I have know idea what it is.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  11. Todays show is brought to you by the cult of faceplace.com! Where's the place for the helpfull hardware folks, and hip young softwear blokes, who like to groan at old jokes and share skunky smokes. Its faceplace! .com!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  12. I used to laugh whenever breasts were called “chesticles,” but I laugh no more. Not since my dad died of chesticular cancer.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. Eat, Pray, Love. Good book. Even better reverse mantis porn.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. My therapist is real annoyed with my “yes, and” style of deflection

    By Kevllis,
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  15. Yo mama so generous she opened a Gmail account so she could donate the spam to her local food bank.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. You, Me, A Couple Sloe Buck's Fizzes, Little Land of Make Believe?

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  17. Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, needing a ride home from the circus.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  18. I heard Urkel contracted polio. It's a rare condition, this day and age.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. In soviet russia, chuck norris makes jokes about the internet

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. This is the epicenter of comedy, not the center, even though, the way we are using them, there is no difference between the two words.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Like a lot of people I was molested. But I was also Larrylested and Curlylested. One time I was even butt-Shemped.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. I go hard in the paint, which people love, but I also get hard in the paint, which they’re less crazy about.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Take me to the dance and make me feel like a lady, I'm tired of carrying the weight of being Tom Brady.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. You don't see a lot of fat mermaids.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. In the end, Luigi couldn't even one up himself.

    By Scam Elliot,
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