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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome friend, get ready for the thrill of a lifetime!

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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    • 272 views

  2. NEOWISE-ing night: / Fetch decrees of submitted bills, / Catch the phrase and the summer thrills / In humor through the podcast-ridden land.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  3. An anal toy is like a USB mic: both are plug-and-play.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 282 views

  4. Okay Gilgamesh, now that was epic.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 280 views

  5. Yeehaw Meemaw!

    By MaxuPichu,
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    • 424 views

  6. C-3-Penises and Fart-2-D-2 -- Now THAT'S a Star Wars!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 192 views

  7. Shit the spume and quit the room, lest someone smell thy foul perfume.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 246 views

  8. Splish Splash I Was Taking A Bath While Watching Khan Wrath Right Into Kirk's Path

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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    • 250 views

  9. Hey Seth, can you explain TMNT 2 me?

    By Hank E. Pancake,
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    • 439 views

  10. As incest porn is growing in popularity, weird shit is the new norm, why not listen to some more weird shit in those ol' ear holes while you pull it. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 262 views

  11. In darkest night, on tallest mountain, I saw her pissing, into the fountain.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 236 views

  12. Hi my name is Scott Aukerman and I got a poopy on my little butt!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 216 views

  13. Once upon a time, there was no comedy, then after years of trial and error, Scott Aukerman came pretty close. This was called the Big Bang... Bang. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 216 views

  14. Once upon a time before comedy was known, nobody cackled, chortled, chuckled, nor cracked, there were no gut busters, knee slappers, slap-sticks, nor punchlines. Till one day, Stop Tacoman Sr. busted in his wife. This is known as the Big Bang... Bang. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 219 views

  15. Flip Flap and Nip Nap we're walking down the street, just the other day when they ran into Pete. Pete said hi when they were nigh, they slipped on a Banana and it was kinda funny. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 218 views

  16. If you wake up on the wrong side of the sheets then roll over to the other side and maybe you won't have such a shitty attitude. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 221 views

  17. If loving you is Ali Wong, I don't wanna be Jack White

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  18. Given enough time, a room filled with chimpanzees will write the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless, of course, one of those monkeys has a venereal disease, in which case, they won't last long.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 218 views

  19. Don’t think of me as impotent, think of me as al dente.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 210 views

  20. I hate being the third wheel when I hang out with friends, especially once the sex starts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 201 views

  21. Swamp rhymes with damp. Damp swamp. Say it again. My swamp is damp.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 273 views

  22. I can't seem to tell this hole in the ground from my ass. The question is, do I need to know the difference?

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 240 views

  23. Butter the rolls to summon the trolls.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 260 views

  24. I tried to follow my dreams but they got a restraining order against me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  25. Set phasers to GUN

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 193 views
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