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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Y'all muthafuckas need Cheez-Its

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle! Why'd they also kidnap seven dick-shaped Toads, you ask? Figure it out

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Are your boobs abusive parents, because they're raising a dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Kids are like pancakes. The first one seems all right, then they get harder and harder to eat after that

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. What do you mean “where are your clothes”? I sold them so I could eat at this restaurant...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Your dad does karate now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Sit. Spin. Good jerk.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. It’s not easy being greater than the sum of my orifices because I have a lot of orifices.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. Is it hot in here or have I been thinking about Shaun Diston again?

    By Just Make Something Up,
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  10. Previously on Comedy Bang Bang, some people said some shit while you folded laundry

    By Just Make Something Up,
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  11. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is piss-drunk 24/7.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Don’t call me by my Christian name! Christian’s my middle name; call me Terry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Legend tells of a man who stayed on the phone for 100 minutes and received free car insurance

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Before you judge Dr. Frankenstein, jog a mile in his shoes. That way, he can reanimate the dead body you find whilst jogging, plus you have his shoes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. I think I’m a clone now. There is definitely someone else around.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. You can't drop a C-bomb in polite company anymore or an H-bomb on an eastern country. It's political correctness gone mad. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. I faked my own life

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. Nothings sadder than when you order Chinese take out for one and then you get home open up the bag and realize they gave you 3 sets of plastic ware 3 fortune cookies and enough napkins to supply a build a bear workshop with stuffing for maybe a full calen

    By Friend of P,
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  19. Okay! So what if we take some bats and we breed them with some pigeons and we make some bigeons and then we take those and breed them with a kangaroo and then BAM! No more racism.

    By Friend of P,
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  20. Ever just have a fart so big that it’s actually a poop? oh prom.

    By Friend of P,
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  21. Bart Cut A Fart And Blew Homer’s House Apart

    By El Chico Malo,
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  22. Maya Angelou had a quote: "I've learned that people will forget what you said," and I can't remember the rest but I remember it made me feel horny

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  23. Seven-and-a-half vodka-soaked tampons up my ass and I don’t even feel buzzed.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. Yeah, but more than half of any Country is a Cunt.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. For what it's worth, Phil Collins also let someone drown that night.

    By Scam Elliot,
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