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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As far as I'm concerned...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  2. As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a... prankster!?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. As Franklin D'Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "This one's for the lolz"

    By LesterPipps,
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  4. As Georgie Washington once said. "I cannot tell a lie. Are you lying to me? I can't tell."

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. As god as my grammatical witness I only needed one “as” in this sentence.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. As God is my witness, my dog pissed on gymnasts

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. As God is my witness, the defense asks the court for permission to treat the witness as hostile

    By RichieMillennium,
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  8. As God is my witness, you’ll never be horny again.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. As Groucho Marx once said, "I wouldn't want to be part of a catchphrase that would misquote me so badly."

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. As hard as you try, you can't hotbox a motorcycle!

    By TRb,
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  11. As Harris Wittels watches Indiana Jones in his Mustang, he tells people he's Harris in Ford.

    By AaronSinger,
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  12. As he filed for bankruptcy, Dr. Hammurabi finally accepted the hard truth: he was undone by his all-too-clever "An MRI for an MRI" guarantee.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. As Henny Youngman said to Dr. Kevorkian, "Take my life, Please".

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  14. As Herbie awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a Volkswagen Beetle

    By The Gobshite,
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  15. As highest ranking officer on this ship it's my duty to inform you the crew that we are all figments of the schizophrenic paranoid delusions of some guy called Joel. I order us to immediate no-limits-orgy...Deuces wild!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  16. As I awoke from my coma, I looked around at the many familiar faces and thought to myself, this is a strange place for a Cheers reunion

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. As I Charleston off this mortal coil, I'm doing jazz hands into the great beyond.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. As I cleaned out my food pockets, I said to myself, "I wonder what's in the cookie jar tonight."

    By guicemann,
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  19. As I contorted my body into a cannonball I noticed the cue sticks and realized I was at the wrong pool.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. As I lay upon my deathbed, I stare unto the face of God and ask him 1 question: Why didn't more people call their poops "Cocoa pebbles" ??

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. As I looked into her eyes and wiped a tear from her cheek, I knew part of me would always love her.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. As I lounge in my study and read the biography of Winston Churchill I adjust my monocle and listen to the melodies of Kris Kross' "Jump."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. As I see more of Morrissey, I'm less & less likely to lease the mall to Les Paul

    By EricWeaver,
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  24. As I sit here, judging you all, feeling superior in every single way. How you wish you could be me - Auck Scotterman!

    By Bigsmak,
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  25. As I squinted into the clear blue poleward sky, I reflected on the choices I'd made, the people I'd wronged.

    By donaldj,
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