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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pick up a tune of the glockenspiel kind. Don't be a goon the water feels fine. It's that time o’ night, how it may be despite, the concerns with your yearns of wrong from right.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  2. What you eat when on your feet affects what you do. Junk makes you feel like pounds of eel. Respect before you poo.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  3. Your salty fox won't get ya home with my faulty aux on saxophone. My trusty ox is on prednisone. If ya want the sauce we’ll throw the bone.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. Get a swivel pen in for Jeremy Piven.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I fell into a burning ring of Spenser: For Hire

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. A horse walks into an airport bar. The bartender says “How long is your hayover?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. If elbows and sphincters were croissants and sprinklers and I like less than half of you half as well as frozen margaritas

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Never look a gift cat in the butthole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Your mother is so overweight she makes the figurative literal.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Polish sausages to get them shiny, mispronounce polish and I’ll kick your hiney.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. It makes me want to cry when I think about how disappointed Amerigo Vespucci would be with us.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. The ice man cometh, but he makes sure the ice woman cometh first

    By the constant pardner,
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  13. If you keep putting bread in my ears, I’ll end up becoming a sandwich.

    By TylerGarver,
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  14. Yore momma’s so old.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. My. Mother. Said. To. Pick. The. Very. Best. One. And. You. Are. Not. It!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  16. Let a man use your pool, he swims for a day. Buy a man a pool, you can fuck his wife!

    By Not Jack Villani Lint,
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  17. As tart farts dart through parted cheeks, hard sharts bombard my Dungarees.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. My salami with cheese-on-a-squa's the best sandwich I have tried alright!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  19. Who's Afraid of Virginia Nuts?

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. The radioactive banana killer's favourite MJ track was thriller.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Toilet humour will make you friends, thru the camaraderie of the U-bend.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Blame me, shame me but don't skin and frame me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. I've been down so long it looks like duck to me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. My cat Jod loves seeing me in my horse-riding outfit. When he does, Jod purrs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Sweet tea for my sweeties, enemas for my enemies, sweet tea enemas for my acquaintances.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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