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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In the vast, harsh tundra of Finland, reindeer born with red noses are ostracised by the herd, and the helpless calves slowly starve on the unforgiving icy plain—if they survive the wolves.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Oh the weather outside is frightful, but your mom is so delightful

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Jingle balls, jingle balls, who stapled these keys to my testicles?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. My nickname for my penis is the Star of Bethlehem... and just like the three Wisemen I came on an ass

    By Friend of P,
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  5. Hampax hampax, on the wall. Who's shorts did I rip, if you recall?

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  6. Down The Hatch And Out My Crotch, I’m Gonna Go Pee Pee, Do You Wanna Watch?

    By El Chico Malo,
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  7. Girls go to college to get more knowledge, but I just got a screaming deal on a one-way ticket to Jupiter, so fuck them.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  8. Water on the moon? I barely knew 'er

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  9. Evel Knievel, Shmevel Knievel, I'll take Mel Tormé

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  10. You put your right leg in, you take your right leg out, you put your left leg in and just leave it there! Stop moving your left leg or the bomb will explode! - Hokey Pokey the Movie coming in 2021

    By pukebreath,
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  11. Welcome to the nunderdome, nunderheads! Lotta nuns in here.

    By LesterPipps,
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  12. Alien? More like life form from another planet!

    By LesterPipps,
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  13. If the moon opens up its mouth and takes a bite of the earth we're all in trouble

    By LesterPipps,
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  14. Mayor McCheese, please report to the principal's office

    By LesterPipps,
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  15. Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry I stepped on both your flowers with one big shoe

    By LesterPipps,
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  16. Yeah? Well whose fault is that?! Mine? Oh. I was hoping it would be yours or someone’s other than me.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. I gotta admit, I could defeat 7 dogs wielding nunchucks with their mouths, not 8

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. Seriously, people. Vote. That's the catchphrase goddamnit. Also, butts.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  19. Syphilis may be a venereal disease but it’s my venereal disease

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. A Scotsman that’s been run over is road kilt

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. I broke the fourth wall..I guess I won’t be getting that deposit back

    By Friend of P,
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  22. I lost my virginity at age 18. But I just found it again under my couch cushions!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. You can’t undo this Jessica! You can’t wash a mattress!

    By Friend of P,
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  24. Today’s episode will detonate after today’s catchphrase!

    By Friend of P,
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  25. Step on a crack you break your mothers back, step on a line you owe me more cocaine, Chad

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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