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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is it too early to put my tree up… your mom’s butt?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Flick my balls with boughs of holly, ooo la la la la, la la la la

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 227 views

  3. Jingle bells, Batman smells, probably because his bat-suit is stored in a cave full of bat shit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  4. you make my gonads go nuts!

    By voichicoski,
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  5. I just can't wrap my head around that, and it's not easy to wrap my vagina around it, either.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Too much junk in the trunk? Trash and old bags on the seats and floor? Hoarder car!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. I may not be the most crowd-pleasing monkey in the zoo, but I can pick off your lice and, yeah, I will eat them.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. I got stoned but I'm not a stoner.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  9. I can't see the forest for the trees. Also I jammed pine needles into my pupils and rubbed poison ivy on my eyeballs.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Sponsored by the porn movie Up Your Butt With A Coconut II: Colon.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. One for the money, Two for the show, Three Men and a Baby starring Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson

    By Zachary Braffary,
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  12. Hey I'm doing my part! And feathering. And those big curly wings on the sides.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. (Scott sings to the tune of Moonshadow by Cat Stevens)  Oh I'm hunched, straining, on my poopbucket, poop bucket, poopbucket/ splattering and plopping in my poopbucket, poop bucket, poop bucket

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Have you seen my dead wife? She's a supermodel!

    By Robert_Yune,
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  15. Milk and cream are nasty and mean, but ghost peppers scare the shit out of me.

    By But we don't the time for that,
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  16. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops; oh how uncontrollable my diabetes would be.

    By JacksonJMoon,
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  17. Chickity-Check yourself before you Wiggity-Whip out your penis on a Zoom call

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  18. Well the dick bone’s connected to the…sack bone, and the sack bone’s connected to the…nurt bone!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  19. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes - Just shit my pants so plug your nose!

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  20. Well I like poopoo and I like pee, but mix them together and no thank you.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  21. Whats the glove got to do, got to do with it? Once the glove don't fit you must acquit now

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  22. Welcome to McDonald's: Take a seat and try some meat. Eat it how? Well I don't fucking know. What do I look like, the Hamburgler?

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  23. Toto, I've got a feeling weren't blessing the rains down in Africa anymore

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  24. I Find Your Lack Of New Catch Phrase Disturbing

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  25. Just a couple of wieners smoochin’ butts.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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