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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You could even say it blows

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Sweet sassy molassy, that fish made me gassy.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 189 views

  3. You did an incredible job! But "incredible" doesn't mean "good", of course. It means "we don't believe you."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Me. You. 3 o'clock. Behind the school. Candyland tournament.

    By Skytalker,
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  5. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a baby a cigarette and suddenly everyone's on your fuckin case

    By Carl with a k,
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  6. Welcome to Comedy Bad Rib ; Where we show off our rad cribs ; Try to do some ad-libs ; and dribble on our crab bibs

    By lil armleg,
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  7. That garbage disposal was very friendly—I mean not to my hands, they’re mangled to shit—but personality-wise.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. I used to be a turd but I came out okay.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  9. The more drunk I get the harder it is to shit

    By Friend of P,
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    • 282 views

  10. Harvard of the south, shmarvard of the shmouth. You're in the north now buddy boy. Where the Harvard IS HARVARD.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  11. Some folks say “scratch,” some folks say “itch.” I say, “I’d fuck John Malkovich.”

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  12. Let he who is without sin be typecast as a stoner film actor.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  13. Let he who is without butt perform the first lunge.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  14. Condition the hair down there with Cheez-Whiz.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. Behold, the great lactation!

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  16. Don't count your chickens with a hatchet

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  17. Have a scoop o' FUPA chalupa.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 225 views

  18. File that one under "P", for "pedo", here... on the PedoFiles.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Catchphrase

    By Stipewad,
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  20. I scream "you peen!", you got asscream on my ice cream!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, you might have some poop in your urethra. 

    By Not Your Pal-Fredo,
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  22. K-k-k kold

    By Stipewad,
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  23. No one wants to hear about your "romantic life", OK? It sure isn't "romantic" for the victims.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 226 views

  24. Batman and Robin stripped down until they were almost naked, just as a precaution. Just in capes.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 254 views

  25. Witness these quick quips and stick to these thwip thwips

    By Skytalker,
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    • 283 views
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