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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Attorneys General, mothers-in-law, notaries public, battles royale, and Comedies Bang-Bang.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Chugga-chugga, rutabaga. Choo-choo, stinky poo.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. When a bader meets a bader comin ruth the ginsburg

    By Neenertronics,
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  4. Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody loves to pee

    By Neenertronics,
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  5. Life's tough, purchase a helmet

    By Neenertronics,
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  6. You can beat a dead gift horse to midstream but you can't make him look you in the mouth

    By Neenertronics,
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  7. I feel the need…the need for premature ejaculation.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  8. For a quarter, I'll court her. For a dime, I'll rhyme. But give me some nickels and I'll tickle some pickles.

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  9. Well, here come Cool Hand Luke and his brother, Pisswrists Luke.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Honk donks everyday, gonna sit on a dog and ride away.

    By honkyray,
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  11. Pop goes the weasel, but popcorn goes on the floor when I’m on a date and I’ve cut a hole in the bottom of the box.

    By New York 7,
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  12. The one that points downward is a stalactite, the one that points upward is a stalagmite, and the one that points out of a glory hole is Scott's dick.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Quick explainer, for those listeners that are unfamiliar with Spanish, "El Segundo", I believe, means "The Segundo." 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. My neck, my back, my paddywack give a dog a bone

    By Booch Scoopin Baby,
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  15. Riddle me this, riddle me that, why did my peen go splat splat splat?

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  16. Mirror mirror on the wall, why's my dick so God damn small?

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  17. Pleased to meet you I'm Dr Stickin McDickinit

    By Neenertronics,
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  18. You can't beat fun.

    By Neenertronics,
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  19. One size fits all except for Martha and her big ass hands.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. I'm a grown ass man. Once I was a planted ass man. Then a seedling ass man. Soon I will be a harvested ass man.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Outside is for losers anyway. Losers who love fun and air and people and beer and laughing and feeling free and all that bullshit. Fuck outside man.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Dil-do Ray and me, Peter Venkman: the singing, sexual Ghostbuster.

    By honkyray,
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  23. Put him in the brig with the Captain's daughter? More like make him canon fodder

    By Quietpupil,
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  24. Old Mother Hubbard went to the lockup to serve 30 days for animal cruelty

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Gee whiz, my colostomy bag is full of people dicks.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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