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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Who put the bomp in the Bomp bah Bomp bah Bomp? My son is has a deadly allergy!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  2. It's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time and I've been in a long time ever since

    By Skytalker,
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  3. Alright I'll leave Chuck E Cheese, just let me get my snake out of the ball pit

    By Skytalker,
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  4. If mammary serves, you’re a sucker for milkshakes.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. We gotta make a u-turn, I forgot my kids at the cemetery with Grandma

    By Skytalker,
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  6. I'm the ancient Roman God, Testiclese. You want to see small balls? Look at these.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  7. Tune in, turn on and drop out. Tuna, turn around, and droppa da fish, this is the Italian a-sea police!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by helicopter, four if by train...actually, you may want to have a seat. We have a lot of these to get through.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  9. Here I sit all broken hearted. Came to shit but my wife left me for another man.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  10. Am I mad? Yes. Am I disappointed? Absolutely. Am I asking myself questions and then answering them in front of you? You bet.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Hey, if I could fart snowflakes they'd probably refer to me as The Abdominal Snowman.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. I tried to SCUBA dive but I kept, like, breathing wrong and burping huge burps. It was all coral reefs and oral queefs.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Your mom probably has a butt.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Teach a man to fish and you may be entitled to compensation for providing fishing lessons

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. If wishes were horses, beggars would have a logistical nightmare of livestock inventory on hand

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I shat my sheets my sheets I shat upon my hat I put a hat

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Writing a sexy story about TV's "The Nanny." It's Fran fiction.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Never say never, unless it's to tether together your nethers with OJ Simpson

    By Mister Scoops,   
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  19. I'll show you yours if you show me mine

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  20. Humpty Dumpty sat on my balls. Humpty Dumpty made my dick tall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't make Humpty cum ever again.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  21. We hereby claim the state of laughs for jokes, goofs and gags!

    By Sammyfein,
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  22. Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally, but please arrest my sleazy Uncle Stanley.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  23. Babies are famously bad at sleeping and certainly aren’t a model to aspire to sleep like.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. All the patients in the burn unit love it when I tie the other end of my catheter to the bed rail and twang out Free Bird on my dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Gobble gobble, it's almost Thanksgiving! But I don't eat dark meat, I prefer to eat my flesh light.

    By mobius.stripclub,
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