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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I put the cuum in vacuum.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Is it just me, or would Peggy be the perfect moniker for a dominatrix?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 201 views

  3. So my surfer pals, are also bank robbers!?!? At this point, I need a break.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 252 views

  4. Let he who is without sin blow the first chunks from eating expired tuna.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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    • 202 views

  5. Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but can you stop shoving that pineapple up my ass?

    By Skytalker,
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  6. It’s not cheating if the nuts don’t touch.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. As the star of America's top podcast, Scott is under more pressure than Trump's nutsack when he sits down in a tight suit.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. On Tray Prune Air. We've never had one of those on the show before.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. So... I begin every sentence with the word so. So... I'm starting this one with so. So, there's that.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Who watches The Watchmen? According to HBO - a lot of people.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Don't try to out nerd me boy. I was pushing glasses up my nose for cold hard cash when you were still wearing pocket protectors at an amateur level.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 191 views

  12. Save up to 30% on car insurance, ride a cowboy

    By honkyray,
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  13. We reached out to our female listeners and they said "Don't you reach out towards me! Keep your hands to yourself! You should call, text or email me instead!"

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Grab your guns and let’s go find out how immortal this bard really is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. The biopsy came back positive.  Your mole is cantankerous and the lab tech is crying.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. You had me at “Lay on Macduff”, don’t mind if I do.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I hope all y'all's thanksgiving mealz is fo' reelz. That's how I feelz.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. If the juice is worth the squeeze, I'll grab your lemons and drop to my knees.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  19. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of corn, I shall fear no weevil.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. D I N G O, D I N G O, D I N G O, a dingo ate my baby

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Please stop conflating Stonehenge and the Easter Island moai. Monoliths are not a monolith.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, all books would be tasty pornos.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. How do you solve a problem like maria, where m is 5, a is 2, r is 7, and i is the square root of -1?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. All the kids say I'm a real fun guy, and they're right,

    By LesterPipps,
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  25. Horsey legs look like the number 11+11.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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