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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I kissed a boy and I liked it--my name's Scott Aukerman and I'm a former lesbian.

    By Dabney2016,
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    • 892 views

  2. What say we hit the town and trip the light Fandango. That's right; I have advance tickets for an encore screening of The Croods.

    By CPiz,
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    • 786 views

  3. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man go fish and he will ask if you have any threes.

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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    • 669 views

  4. The retraction of "God Bless" is "Dog Sselb"

    By Queef_Masheen,
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    • 800 views

  5. I decree enough time has passed where we can start eating salsa from New York City again.

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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    • 768 views

  6. If you're tired of falling in lava, just mine more couch cushions!

    By SamTaurone,   
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    • 1016 views

  7. Jonathan, more like Jon gained alittle weight so maybe we should be nice to him today

    By JaJunk,
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    • 765 views

  8. This guest-toff vest-off best of chest off tires even my sence of pewtered irony, eh The Spinster Murphy? Send us news of our victory.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 574 views

  9. Motherfuckers wanna laugh.

    By rollerskatetrain,
    • 11 replies
    • 2877 views

  10. Creak. Slam. Sit.

    By gerbicide,
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    • 1465 views

  11. You'd think I'd do great playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" against Edward Scissorhands... but no.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 1000 views

  12. Haters gonna hate, players gonna play, network systems analysts gonna evaluate software and hardware in order to determine efficiency, reliability and

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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    • 637 views

  13. No Stiffler! No lez scenes! American Sniper is by far the worst in the American Pie series.

    By dub.step.believing,
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    • 991 views

  14. There are three things I hate more than lists. Number one...oh, you almost got me!

    By SoMuch-Many,
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    • 1009 views

  15. First you saw the Death Ray, now here's the BANG BANG.

    By MarshLandMonster,
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  16. I'm guessing polymath want a cracker made from books and equations?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Unfit pals skip Sals' starters: the main course is horse, so let's ALL use the Force.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 998 views

  18. I tell ya, ya know i tell ya, my podcast gets no respect.

    By teedle,
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    • 748 views

  19. "Whenever I'm playing baseball and am about to cum, I just try to think about sex." - Harris Wittels

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 784 views

  20. No matter how bad it gets, we can always be grateful that no one says "zing" anymore.

    By Potato Head,
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    • 946 views

  21. It's the story you all know about the rise and fall of an airborne corporation...now a musical! It's SKIES AND MALLS!

    By SelfieControl,
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    • 1077 views

  22. Lift all the flaps, fold back the corners, and seal any remaining gaps with duct tape or twine - that, my boy, is how a baby is made

    By theoren_1,
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    • 917 views

  23. Oops, I'm sad right now.

    By kindlerslist,
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    • 1076 views

  24. Sometimes you got to pee DIRECTLY into the wind; the slight curvature can create a rainbow

    By Brian_Eno,
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    • 1232 views

  25. Ernest Borgs 1-8 were fine, but Ernest Borgnine knocked it out of the park

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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    • 811 views
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