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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Personal pan demic

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. I've got a chip on my shoulder and some dip in my pocket. So looks like dinner is taken care of.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  3. I guess I wouldn’t know whether we truly are eating gruel in the slum gutters of Victorian London; I’m squalor-blind.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. The beach is made up there is no beach ive never seen it and neither have you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Is it my imagination or is your butterfly driving the car?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. I want to see if you are ticklish so I’m going to give you some test tickles.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Welcome to Otto Dix's Auto Dicks - we just painted your car, asshole.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  8. "I give no quarter Sir, and expect none in return!" Said the man with one quarter.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  9. M.C. Escher was actually good at a lot of things.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  10. Let's just say I've been driving hella recklessly, if you get my Tokyo drift...

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. How dare you come here and manually remove the edges of your sandwich - this is an Uncrustables household, goddamnit!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. “BLUE, YOU’RE MY BOY” HAHAHA what an old school reference from a movie I can’t remember the name of

    By Kevllis,
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  13. An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Except Dr. Applefucker. It's just a surname but they still don't keep him away.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. I want to support my local Library Library, but they never have the Librarys I'm looking for!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  15. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Turn a man into a fish, he'll eat himself for a lifetime. The fishing laws in Nantucket are very specific.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  16. Ears are the noses of the side of the head.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Shit on my face and tell me that you love me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Blink twice if you’re being held hostage. Blink 182 times if you hate music.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Throw it up your butt and see what happens.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes. The inter-Greecian olympic committee can come to quorum.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  21. Antidisestablishmentarianism? I hardly know him!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  22. I’m old schooled and a home boy. Homeschooled, you could say.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. The dried grape industry is raisin money

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. “Two plus two equals four”!? Listen to yourself! That’s just what THEY want you to think.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. I may not have a pot to piss in, but I do have Chester Copperpot’s cremains and my One-Eyed Willy is about to burst.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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