New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. In the name of Carroll O'Connor and Norman Lear, I summon Meathead, the Lord of Fear

   By VajayjayLeno, January 8, 2015
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2. Great minds think alike. Great eyes blink alike. And great butts...stink alike! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I'm Salad Tosserman.

   By TimmyLarson, February 16, 2015   

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3. David Axelrod? But what happened to the wheels?

   By rob_m, February 16, 2015
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4. If I die today I blame the hip hop

   By fredsolo, February 16, 2015
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5. Friends are like Jays. The good ones get you real high.

   By Razor Boy, February 16, 2015
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6. Happy birthday!

   By allenpwilliams, February 16, 2015
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7. Hey I'm a great comedian and own a golf magazine might as well call me Zach Golf-Fanatics

   By scottrickftompkins, February 16, 2015
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8. This catchphrase stinks, what you use? A diaper-writer?

   By KrangkaDelic, February 16, 2015
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9. In Select Theatres This Wednesday: NUNS WITH GUNS: GRACED, CHASTE, READY 2 WASTE!

   By SelfieControl, February 16, 2015
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10. NO, I get it! Maury can settle paternity disputes with televised fistfights, but I'm a "bad family court lawyer" who's "being disbarred

    By SelfieControl, February 16, 2015
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11. Baetesian mimicry: when u act loved and cared for as if u had an SO but u are actually very alone

    By SelfieControl, February 16, 2015
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12. This next song is called Howard Cosell's a mafia hit man.

    By greazey_bob, February 15, 2015
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13. Barely Legal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They're flesh colored.

    By Kevinpalooza, September 13, 2014
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    • KrangkaDelic
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14. Pole Heff, thumb-sin: his prostate's been writing checks his ass can't cash

    By KrangkaDelic, February 15, 2015
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15. Just like Garfield, I too hate Mondays and my owner Jon Arbuckle.

    By SeñorFartFace, February 15, 2015
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16. I dont believe in goblins, ghouls, ghosts, or Garey Busey!

    By SeñorFartFace, February 15, 2015
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17. Once Upon a Time There was The End

    By ConnerOzer, February 15, 2015
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18. Get some Bunga in Your Den

    By ConnerOzer, February 15, 2015
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19. If a tree falls in the woods and a lumbersexual isn't around to make love to it...has humanity lost its way?

    By NickSpannaus, February 15, 2015
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20. Chlorophyll? More like C55H72O5N4Mg

    By DJ Drinkspecials, February 12, 2015
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21. Amish up front, rumspringa in the back!

    By SelfieControl, February 15, 2015
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22. If you see me laying egg sacs, don't be afraid to say hi!

    By SelfieControl, February 14, 2015
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23. ...

    By allenpwilliams, February 14, 2015
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24. Barbara Buoy Barbara Buoy Barbara Buoy!

    By Razor Boy, February 14, 2015
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25. I'm a big kid. I piss all over myself. Lighten up.

    By Kevinpalooza, February 14, 2015
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