New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Bitches be like, where my habermas at

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2. Spin the axolotl and prepare to suck face. Slimy, endangered, amphibious face.

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3. When Life Gives You Lemons... cool. Free lemons!

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4. As a wise man once said: don't listen to that other wise man over there, listen only to me.

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5. If you're not scared, you're not paying attention. And if you're not paying attention, that means I've been paying for both of us. Well guess what, th

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6. Alias Smith & Jones's legal names were Jones & Smith. They simply swapped. Was that really worth making a show about?

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7. If nobody's talking about the elephant in the room, it might be because the elephant has a sign around its neck that says "Voice-Activated Exploding E

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8. A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. But if it's Ipecac, it's coming up again, sugar and all.

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9. Zip up your fat suit because in May you will trick everyone that you lost weight when you take it off.

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10. Catchphrase-crafters to the crowned heads of Europe since 1438, with the Habsburgs gone we are pleased to offer our services to any old shithead with

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11. Squish Johnson is the name and squishing johnsons is my game

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12. I’ll always remember my mom & dad tucking me in every night, singing the soothing lullaby of “I’M A MONSTER I’M A MONSTER I’M A MONSTER I’M A MON..

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13. Baby changing station? More like adults-only fuck bench. Why else would they support upward of 35 stone?

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14. I just got an antacid.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 3, 2015
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15. Like Hobbits say when they fight....

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 3, 2015
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16. Like sand in the underpants, these are the days of your life.

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17. If you keep eating those scabs, you'll have no room left for dinner. Which is my scabs.

    By KingOfCastle, January 3, 2015
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18. If Banksy were an American actress, producer and director, he'd be called Elizabeth Banksy!

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19. If wishes were kisses, I'd fuck all the fishes, because me and the misses just smooched in the kitchen.

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20. Choo Choo, Choo Choo. Here comes the train-train, the train that carries other trains. We worship it because its heavy, with the weight of not one but

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21. Which lucky squaw gets to whoop around the Choctaws' scrotum-pole on this St Smithins' Eve? Who's on second? Excelsior!

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22. Why not peanuts filled with chocolate? Or hot dogs filled with cornbread? Isn't that kind of sexist?

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23. If you tell a joke in German, is it still a joke?

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24. Any arrangement is edible if you believe.

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25. They say a river runs through IT, but how does a river run through a murderous clown?

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