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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cream double deluxe, it's time for a nice soft one, sonny-jim!

    By MaxG'sHouse,   
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    • 694 views

  2. Stop dressing me with your eyes!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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    • 835 views

  3. Comedy Bang Bang reminding you: help control the pube population, have your pet shave your cooter.

    By crashdavis81,
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    • 847 views

  4. So many views - So little replies

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
    • 1 reply
    • 772 views

  5. Hey man, this ain't a blind mowing contest. Knock it off with all the big words. Conceptual my asthma attack.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 608 views

  6. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, Unless it slips into a supermassive black hole

    By julianrpe,   
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    • 722 views

  7. It's not the size of the male genitals, it's the motion of them inside the female genitals. This of course is a metaphor for the importance of good...

    By KingOfCastle,
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    • 744 views

  8. Does anyone have a VCR I can borrow?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 618 views

  9. The quality of Matthew Perry is not strained:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 731 views

  10. Is this too many dollars, Grandma?

    By JuliaWDHarrison,   
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    • 928 views

  11. Welcome to the final episode of Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Introcourse,
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    • 870 views

  12. When declaring that a vampire has gone batty, it's important for one to specify whether it has turned into a bat, or merely...

    By KingOfCastle,
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    • 893 views

  13. Have I told you lately that I love telling people how much I hate you through song?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 659 views

  14. I thought 'No Doubt About It: A Tell-All Biography of America's Third Wave Ska Sweethearts' was a great read. It really got... Underneath It All.

    By catharticnick,
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    • 822 views

  15. Just remember, when making deep-fried German sausages: it's gonna get wurst before it gets batter

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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    • 911 views

  16. Do you have any copies of Repo Man?

    By Ribs,
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    • 678 views

  17. And now, a very special Reader's Theatre performance of John Steinbeck's East of Eden.

    By LilyWilliams,
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    • 780 views

  18. 30 days hath September, April, June, and November all the rest have 31 except for February which can go fuck itself as far as I'm concerned.

    By JeezLouiseSamuelson,   
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    • 803 views

  19. Thanks to NostrilsDamus for that catchphrase! A real mouthful though.

    By AlexDale,   
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    • 635 views

  20. "My name is Scottie. I am a hottie. I like you a lottie. Will you be my shawtie? Happy Valentine's Day, Engineer Cody Cody"

    By suzback,
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    • 851 views

  21. Smells like a bad loo-tenant made your house their port of call.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 637 views

  22. When your loved ones die, what will happen to their Netflix account? Call 1-800-MYNETFLIXNOW for help.

    By Traven Falos,
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    • 587 views

  23. What if the new Star Wars is just Chewbacca trying to order an Italian Dressing sandwich for 3 hours? Italians weren't invented yet, you fuckin idiot!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 559 views

  24. Bro, you don't know the first thing about monkey buttholes.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 8 replies
    • 2041 views

  25. How much pod would a podcast cast if a podcast could cast pods?

    By HipsterNonsense,
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    • 784 views
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