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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shirk, shirk, shirk... shirk, shirk, shirk... shirk that duty!!! Shirk that duuuuutyyy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Watch Seinfeld Sunday nights at 7 or Kramer and Jerry will come to your house and beat you with wet noodles while Newman farts on everything in your fridge.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. My ex-wife said, "Please move away from me." So I loaded up the truck and I went to Beverly... D'Angelo's, that is. She screamed and called the police.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  4. Its hard to hit a memory pillow when you’re angry because it remembers all your moves

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  5. My doctor said the only cure for a stubbed toe is a sucked dick

    By Boob Seger,
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  6. Desks are for sitting....

    By Kevllis,
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  7. Don't get sad if a cookie hits you in the nuts. that's just they way the cookie cramp balls

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  8. An ample bidet keeps the proctologist away

    By BobaFettucine,
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  9. I wouldn’t say I have an upset stomach; it’s more sad than anything else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I remember a time when this podcast was nothing but people talking about orange groves as far as the eye could see.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. These boots are made for walking, and I’m not sure what else they do

    By Kevllis,
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  12. I got a word of the day calendar but it’s in Alphabetical order and I think everyone is catching on.

    By Friend of P,
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  13. If your titties are tubby I’ll sprout a big chubby.

    By Friend of P,
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  14. Football would be a much less dangerous sport if it were the teams goal to help each other get the ball to the other side.

    By Friend of P,
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  15. I’ve been taking photography classes I don’t want to be a photographer I just really enjoy hanging pictures up on strings In a poorly lit room.

    By Friend of P,
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  16. In the future, everyone will have 15 minutes of extra podcast with a Patreon subscription

    By allenpwilliams,
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  17. Am I supposed to be impressed that you're some sort of blue furry monster? Whaddya want? A cookie?

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Ask not for whom the booth tolls, the toll booths for you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. If you're happy and you know it, why are you listening to podcasts incessantly?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 164 views

  20. Welcome to the post office loyalty card scheme - buy 9 stamps and get a free coffee.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. What’s the worst nightmare the queen of England has ever had?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck with a lotion basket and my wiener tucked.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  23. "It's okay. A lot of Great Whites can't do it." — Scott Aukerman, Insurrection Tale

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  24. Windmill your dick around for me and I'll be the one to decide if we have a deal or not! Folks, its not that kinda show.

    By Barnacle Joe,
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  25. There once was a man from Nantucket, who kept all his things in a bucket... he had lost his job after developing a severe opiate addiction.

    By Balrog the Dwarf Slayer,
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