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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you're the type of person who likes to say things out loud then boy have got something for you - TALKING!!!

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Ain’t no party like a blue-faced monkey party cause a blue-faced monkey party is mandrilltory.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. And they're still laughing now. But now it's because I tell really funny jokes. I'm a very good comedian.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Catchphrase racing is what nerds do instead of work on Fridays.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Henchforth Casual Racism Friday will just be known as Casual Friday. You can still be racist, you just can't be casual about it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. If your neck is made of liver you're an Indian giver. And if you watch sliver, you're gonna get a shiver and then a boner - cause it's seeeexy!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Heart X-Ray Evil Detector Man does!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. It’s Doctor Shartknickers. I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister Shartknickers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A D O L F

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. She sold seashells by the seashore until Shoshana’s Seaside Sundry Shack and Souvenir Shoppe subverted her scheme by short-selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Thanks to our new sponsors, the online escort apps Gay4Pay and Brotrix.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. It’s Janet... Miss Jackson, if you’re Nazi/ Nazi, Nazi boys, don’t ever change

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Each action has an equal and opposite Jackson

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  14. My gynecologist is a real private investigator.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. "Coming 2 America"? Call me when they're "Cumming 4 America"!

    By RecordingArtistPeterGabriel,
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  16. I'd like to take this opportunity to officially introduce Checkov's Gun into this episode.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  17. Hope for Prince Charming, settle for Peasant Unpleasant.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. This cone won't snow itself.

    By Butt Barf,
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  19. I’m a stripper with a heart of lettuce in my backpack.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Used to be you could cry in a porn theater without being bothered.  Nowadays, it's all "Are you OK, Sir," "Do you need anything, Sir," "Sir, this is a WhirlyBall™ court."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. opium is the opium of the masses. want some opium?

    By voichicoski,
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  22. as you all know the old saying, i don't.

    By voichicoski,
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  23. every person in every laugh track in every sitcom is dead now.

    By voichicoski,
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  24. You can buy all the vowels, but no spin of that wheel will fix your loose bowels.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Ma'am, forgive me if I've gotten melancholic, but I'm a goddamn rotten chocoholic.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 156 views
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