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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Baby, I wanna make like a garden gnome and bring my big pointy hat to your fertile garden!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 194 views

  2. Baby, I'll be your part time lover...

    By Brad Lindert,
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    • 663 views

  3. Baby, I'm as cool as the other side the ice cube

    By McBeth,
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    • 444 views

  4. Baby, I've got so much tip that legally I have to call my foreskin "twelveskin"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 268 views

  5. Baby, if your butt were a roulette space, it’d be double zero.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  6. Baby, imma fill you up with loads of hot borple.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 294 views

  7. Baby, let’s get nakey tonight!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 186 views

  8. Baby, take my hand. Ow! Oh shit oh shit! Please give it back, maybe they can sew it back on!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 217 views

  9. Baby, there’s trolls outside.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 197 views

  10. Baby, you know I’d be up in them guts if I weren’t social distancing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 221 views

  11. Baby, you want it the easy way or the diseasey way?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 273 views

  12. Baby, you're like the funk on a chunk of a road-killed skunk.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 231 views

  13. Baby, your labia may be a-showin’

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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    • 325 views

  14. Baby's first gun, Daddy's first bullet-wound, and Momma's first night out on the town

    By Parrot Top,
    • 0 replies
    • 318 views

  15. Babylon shitstem isn't so bad, really.

    By Rev. Mike,   
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    • 584 views

  16. Bachelor party? I thought you said "spatula party." What the hell am I gonna do with all these spatulas?

    By legrowfosho,
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    • 1117 views

  17. Bachman and Turner were ok, but if you ask me, Larry Overdrive really held that band together.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 573 views

  18. Back in my day 'Bluetooth' was when you ate to many blueberries!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 313 views

  19. Back in my day "hackers" lived in jungles and used their machetes to help clear paths for Indiana Jones!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 321 views

  20. Back in my day a 'selfie' was when you took a photo of yourself, not this autoerotic asphyxiation thing the young folk are up to these days.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 410 views

  21. Back in my day a "tramp stamp" was when a hobo mailed a letter!

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 305 views

  22. Back in my day a wrap battle was when you pretended the cardboard wrapping paper tubes were swords!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 383 views

  23. Back in my day Buzzfeed was mixing in some coffee beans with the grain we gave our livestock!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 277 views

  24. Back in my day E-Sports was dropping some ecstasy, covering ourselves in oil and wrestling in a pool filled with jello!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  25. Back in my day patches were not for video games but for the elbows of my tweed jackets!

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views
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