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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She's giving me the cold shoulder, but she also gave me a Hot Karl so I'll take what I can get.

    By Art Barf,
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  2. I’ve ripped these shorts to the butt. To the butt!

    By FattWatson,
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    • 249 views

  3. Curiosity killed the cat. My name's Curiosity, nice to meet you.

    By Art Barf,
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    • 143 views

  4. Why yes, your Majesty, I would love some gravy on my French fries.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 256 views

  5. How's this for an original catchphrase: my social security number is 263-54-8164.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 152 views

  6. Put your clothes back on Bill, this isn't what people are talking about when they say "gender reveal party".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 151 views

  7. Kissing is easy: just put your lips together and pretend you’re doing a saxophone solo during the SNL end credits.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 252 views

  8. “I’m walking here,” I said politely as I rapped upon that kind taxi driver’s hood.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 237 views

  9. I’ll tell you how you do it, you take that shit, right?, and you pack that shit in there real tight. Then, you say the phrase “that shit.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 211 views

  10. And what about Harry and the Henderdaughters?

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Make a difference, against your fellow man. Please, reach out, and lend a harming hand.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 148 views

  12. More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. My bologna has a first name. It’s Steve. Steve Bologna.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 198 views

  14. A tisket, a tasket, a masticated ass zit, I put my canines on your butt and very gently popped it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 200 views

  15. I was approached by two unknown strangers and also by one known stranger.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 148 views

  16. Give a dolla to koala; you can lick this eucalyptus.

    By FattWatson,
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    • 335 views

  17. All philandering cheaters are wanton excreters!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 171 views

  18. Take me to goth island

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Sweater weather is better with cheddar

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 160 views

  20. Someday I’ll rule over this Quiznos and we shall toast no more.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 159 views

  21. Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I’ve got my… Wait, WHAT did you just give me?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. To be or not to be, that is the extent of my great aunt's ability to quote Shakespeare unless you count the stuff she thinks is from the Bible

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 191 views

  23. The name's FDR and that stands for Fuck Da Rules.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  24. Love is for suckers

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 183 views

  25. Pro tip: The tip is great. I love the tip. Oh wait, I forgot the hyphen.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 184 views
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