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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you ever have to have a friend on your side when getting into a bar fight make sure your friend is a knife. You can’t stab a knife.

    By Friend of P,
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  2. My milkshake duck brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, that duck's problematic, we're out of here baby.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Cuddle up to my puddle mop, let's ride the shark tank gravy train to rich fucker city baby!

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. When you pee can you see what makes us all so free? From bowl to shining bowl.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day if you turn a man into a fish what the fuck was that?! back up dude! no get back! You JUST turned Jeremy into a fish! What do you mean don’t be afraid?! I don’t know man .. I just don’t know you anymore

    By Friend of P,
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  6. Why would anybody ever be comfortable?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Is it cool if I stay with my friends and not dance?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. For what it's worth, Phil Collins also let someone drown that night.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Yeah, but more than half of any Country is a Cunt.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Seven-and-a-half vodka-soaked tampons up my ass and I don’t even feel buzzed.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. Maya Angelou had a quote: "I've learned that people will forget what you said," and I can't remember the rest but I remember it made me feel horny

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  12. Bart Cut A Fart And Blew Homer’s House Apart

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. Okay! So what if we take some bats and we breed them with some pigeons and we make some bigeons and then we take those and breed them with a kangaroo and then BAM! No more racism.

    By Friend of P,
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  14. Nothings sadder than when you order Chinese take out for one and then you get home open up the bag and realize they gave you 3 sets of plastic ware 3 fortune cookies and enough napkins to supply a build a bear workshop with stuffing for maybe a full calen

    By Friend of P,
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  15. I faked my own life

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. I think I’m a clone now. There is definitely someone else around.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Before you judge Dr. Frankenstein, jog a mile in his shoes. That way, he can reanimate the dead body you find whilst jogging, plus you have his shoes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Legend tells of a man who stayed on the phone for 100 minutes and received free car insurance

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Don’t call me by my Christian name! Christian’s my middle name; call me Terry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is piss-drunk 24/7.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Previously on Comedy Bang Bang, some people said some shit while you folded laundry

    By Just Make Something Up,
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  22. Is it hot in here or have I been thinking about Shaun Diston again?

    By Just Make Something Up,
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  23. It’s not easy being greater than the sum of my orifices because I have a lot of orifices.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. Sit. Spin. Good jerk.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. What do you mean “where are your clothes”? I sold them so I could eat at this restaurant...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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