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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Life is a highway. I am a car on it. My name is Bumblebee. This is Transformers.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  2. I don't know how much more descriptive I can get: imagine the fuzzy stuff is human skin ... it's a fleshy pipe cleaner.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. First thing tomorrow morning, please, just sleep on it because, at the end of the day, it could be a new dawn of putting this thing to bed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. In the census, 50% of the people in LA are categorized as Spanish now! So millions of Mexican-Americans must have been replaced by people from Spain!!!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Big boobs. Bigger dick, goth, step...wait this isn't Grubhub!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  6. I just can't wait for that Chubby Checker Biopic by M. Night Shyamalan.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  7. Is that some al dente spaghetti in your pocket or are you just sad to see me?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Kids, here’s the truth: we didn’t give your koala-rat back to the nice man in Chinatown. I fed it late last night and it turned into a lizard, ate the cat, and started trying on your mother’s dresses. We had to kill it.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. If 10 thousand hours is what it takes to master a craft you'd think I'd be better at pleasuring myself.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  10. Have you ever thrown up in your mouth and sneezed at the same time?... I have...

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  11. Don't believe the lies you are being fed. Punxsutawney Phil is actually from Gobblers Knob.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  12. They can’t bother you in the bathroom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? Move outta the way bitch, I'm tryna scope out this light.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. This crystal will ward off evil spirits, and this one will tell Chipotle's burrito artists that you know guacamole is extra

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Bees don't have knees but they do have needs, Sharon!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. We all know what happens when you ass-Zoom: you get fired from your job.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Render unto Cesar, motherfuckers!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. The sashes are missing?! Looks like Desperado Prom King is at it again!!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  19. Get out of my dreams; get into my tauntaun carcass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. No thanks—I had ass for lunch.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Mothera may I? Yes you may.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. More like Aaron Dorkin.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. My wife kicked me out of bed so now I’m sleeping on a cot in a bad romance.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Hump this bump

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. I drink sparkling water likes it water.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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