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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Another round of salads for my friends!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Things are so dumb

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Please take off your shoes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Bleach my entire asshole, until it resembles a cracker casserole!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Tearing pantyhose is out. Mending pantyhose is in.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. Please, Bingo was my father’s name-o. My name-o is Ringo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. If I was a baseball catcher I'd wear a glove on both hands, because why not?

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Cube, doob, or lube. Rubik don’t give rides for free.

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. The judge is saying “Bingo, bango, bongo,” the thing is, I don’t think the case is that cut-go and dry-go!

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  10. Sui generis? Sega genesis.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  11. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the late bird get? Worm poop?

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  12. If a pot boils in a forest and no one's around to watch it, does it boil? Yes, I just said it does.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Couplets are for suckers.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  14. Have you ever tried putting lipstick on a pig? It ain't easy.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Really? You're falling in love? Right in front of my salad?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. No, YOU Put Gummy Bears in YOUR Energy Drink, DAD!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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  17. Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!

    By Schnickpot,
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  18. What makes for a good funeral? Remains to be seen.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. I didn't think Jeopardy would influence my life, but I just answered my phone in the form of a question.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I have every lyric of the chorus of "We Didn't Start the Fire" memorized.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. I don’t know what it means but I am seeing the word “ubiquitous” everywhere.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Indiana Jones is reuniting with the cobras from "Raiders of the Lost Ark"  - you know, for old time's snake.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Though men of sim'lar visage crowd mine eyes/ The genuine Slim Shady doth arise

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. I was born ready. For example, in the maternity ward, the next day, after I was born, I got a nurse pregnant.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. No one likes being a quadruple amputee. But I have to admit you got me back for saying cryptocurrencies are dumb.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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