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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Brevity is the soul of wit, cavity is the hole of slit

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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    • 124 views

  2. Hey, a-Boo-boo, a-bring me that-a pic-a-nic basket!

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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    • 121 views

  3. I came, I saw, I came again. Cause what I saw was ... dat ass!

    By Severance Severin,
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    • 136 views

  4. Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong. Whoa, you're taking me WHERE? Nooo no no no

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  5. I've always believed that the most noble aspect of any man is the dingaling

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 145 views

  6. Baby, if your butt were a roulette space, it’d be double zero.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  7. Never eat sour wieners—that’s what pineapple is for.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 169 views

  8. Theseus entered the second labyrinth to slay the female Minotaur, alas! He was unable to locate the Clitaurus

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 151 views

  9. Even if I was terrible at being a Dark Lord... I still feel like I'd be happier.

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 210 views

  10. Each is the size of a dinner plate, but a Venn diagram best describes the shape of my uni-nipple.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 225 views

  11. Sucks being the only weredildo at Werewolf High.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 200 views

  12. They call me Fortnight, I keep getting played because I'm two week

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  13. Backlash sucks but frontlash is no walk in the park either.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 144 views

  14. Did you know that many Americans are teased just for having funny names? Hello, I’m the president of EndNameShame, Dick P.P. Pissbalz.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 178 views

  15. Varnish my wood, Mr. Carpenter.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 181 views

  16. You have to accept reality before you can change it, Princess She-Ra.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 172 views

  17. Pearl Jam should have done the music for Space Jam and they should have changed their name to Space Jam for the movie and for the rest of their careers. And when Eddie Vedder dies his grave should just say Space Jam and nothing else.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 221 views

  18. A little tired of Robocop using our Starbucks for his morning robocrap.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 210 views

  19. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me for my millions of dollars or my mammoth dong

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 167 views

  20. Jesus was an Ass Guy.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 208 views

  21. I'm all reved up and ready to pump

    By Iamtheonewhoclaps,
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    • 162 views

  22. I've got a pennies in my pockets, and a fistful of red rocketss

    By Iamtheonewhoclaps,
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    • 181 views

  23. I'm less worried about the lockdown than I am about the "cockdown"

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 169 views

  24. General MacArthur from the top rope with a DPRKO.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 162 views

  25. I'm a hermit in the streets and a crab in the sheets!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 143 views
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