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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Contrary to content I got nothing.

    By Facelist,
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  2. A beautiful mind sure, but have you ever seen such a fat crow? Russell with that one!

    By Facelist,
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  3. I’m sorry Miss Piggy, I hate to be ham fisted.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Did I stutter!? Because I have a speech impediment.

    By Facelist,
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  5. Ralph laughed at Lauren before but now they both play Polo.

    By Facelist,
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  6. R U2 at my talking head? Because Its all Huey to me. R.E.M dat!

    By Facelist,
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  7. A stranger is just a friend whose windowless van you haven't gotten into yet

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. -"The pen is mightier than the sword!" , said the dying guy with the gaping sword wound.

    By Slappywhite,
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  9. Peter Piper pickled his pecker, or at least it tastes that way.

    By Slappywhite,
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  10. "Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Fist me, and I'll tell my mom." -Benjamin Franklin

    By Slappywhite,
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  11. "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -Walt Disney said to start one of his famous piss parties.

    By Slappywhite,
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  12. Here's looking at you, kid." said Humphrey Bogart as he leered at me over the bathroom stall.

    By Slappywhite,
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  13. Rub a dub dub, 3 men jerked off in my tub!

    By Slappywhite,
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  14. If it's not full bush, I'm not half interested

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. do fish have dicks

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  16. Come together, right now, on this biscuit

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. A movie that follows the full bushes of a tight-knit group of 20-somethings while a genuinely affecting romantic comedy plays out above them

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. I have two fur babies and two children with hypertrichosis.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Strain not, lest ye blow an o-ring.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Let he who is without Bennigan’s bust the first blues.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. A hunter fired his gun once and shot a John, a Cougar, and a Mellencamp. How is this possible?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Why are penises different lengths? It’s natures way of telling you what a healthy serving of onion rings is. However many onion rings you can fit on your penis, that’s how many you should eat a day.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. If you’re over at my place, and we’re about to hook up, and you tell me you’ve never seen “I Think You Should Leave” then I think you should.....stay, because I’m so fucking lonely.... please stay

    By Kevllis,
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  24. This is not the actual Grand Canyon in my living room. I fake all my floor chasms.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Comedy is subjective but my balls aren't cause they are no joke

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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