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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Flowers for Algernon is the original Benjamin Button.

    By Facelist,
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  2. Tickle me Guillermo del Torro .

    By Facelist,
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  3. This might not be very P.C., but... I'm using a Mac.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Something about OCD and sloppy seconds

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  5. Pard-on me but I didn't know Don Pardo and Jimmy Pardo are brothers.

    By Facelist,
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  6. Butt first is what I always say when I park. I penis to pull out.

    By Facelist,
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  7. Who the dick fucked my butt?

    By Facelist,
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  8. I was never a big fan of anal fungus, but it’s starting to grow on me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. My birth father . Present tense.

    By Facelist,
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  10. Some sex was had with some of the cars in this parking lot, but I can’t say which ones ... OK it was the Kias.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. That’s not the smell of burning rubber. That’s the smell of me rubbing my chubber.

    By Leche Butt Smuggler 69,
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  12. Separating fact from fiction is easy. To separate fat from friction, now that takes powders.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I'm too lazy to finish the Hokey Pokey, but I really need my right hand back to eat this frosting with

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Roses are red violets are blue, dear God why did you make me only sexually attracted to Pikachu?

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  15. I don’t have to stand here and listen to this! But I do have to lay and here and sniff it. I guess that’s my fault for not reading the whole fart contract.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Sky's the limit.. if you didn't get your helmet on in time.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  17. No shirt. No shoes. No crayon drawings of my beloved grandmother Blanche bleaching her asshole.  What is this, North Korea?!?!?

    By Slappywhite,
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  18. If you guys think I'm just going to stand here with my dick in my hand, while you besmirch the U.S. Constitution in front of me, weeeeell, you didn't read my ad on Craig's List very well. One of you was supposed to bring a folding chair! 

    By Slappywhite,
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  19. Red thumb

    By Slappywhite,
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  20. It’s like my future self is always going to say, “whatever you do, do not submit that uninspired meta time-travel catchphrase.”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Quoth the raven, "Go to bed Edgar, it's midnight you spooky bitch"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. I was going to make some snow white bukkake joke. Turns out there's already a video for that. Would that be plagiarism?

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  23. Don't think of it as losing a kidney, think of it as gaining a tub full of ice

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. You can’t spell “peanut butter” without “pee butt.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Rooty-tooty, fresh and fruity, stick that clyster in my booty.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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