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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Beard trimmer shorted out and I tripped a circuit. There’s unholy strength in these pubis follicles.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 192 views

  2. Beat a dead horse? I would never. Beat a horse to death? With great pleasure.

    By Art Barf,
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    • 176 views

  3. Beat my teats like they're adulterous meats.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 229 views

  4. Beat that meat and mete those beets; just don’t skeet when you prep what I eat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 265 views

  5. Beatin’ ain’t cheatin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 255 views

  6. Beatle juice, Beatle juice, Beatle juice, Beatle juice...boy John, Paul, George, and Ringo sure had a lot of semen.

    By frasierfonzie,
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    • 644 views

  7. Beats, Hippys, Punks, Ravers, Hipsters, suicide.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Beautiful no doubt, with eyes music would register a noise complaint about. My stomach pit is enormous, you make me sick you’re disgustingly gorgeous.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 320 views

  9. Beauty gettin' loose, despite her badly prolapsed caboose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 314 views

  10. Beauty is in the "I" in "team".

    By JoeRheaume,
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    • 450 views

  11. Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder, but what should I do with all these bee keeper's eyes?

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 403 views

  12. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and pain is in the hand of the bee holder.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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    • 273 views

  13. Beauty is on the inside, booty is on the outside.

    By NoahPants,
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    • 188 views

  14. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but I be in the b-hole of this booty.

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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    • 345 views

  15. Beaver patrol I hardly know her patrol.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 496 views

  16. Beavers and Bald Eagles, nothing brings countries together better than euphemisms

    By DannyGreiner,
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    • 426 views

  17. Beavers my dear, they don't build me dams.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 318 views

  18. Because a catchphrase has to be a phrase, but not all phrases are caught.

    By AlexDale,   
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    • 694 views

  19. Because even a dropped sock smells of ripe lime twice a day

    By AlexDale,   
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    • 677 views

  20. Because fermenting walrus meat is everyone's idea of a good time...

    By Quasar Sniffer,
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    • 672 views

  21. Because he is outstanding in his field, Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster has been promoted to head scarecrow.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 506 views

  22. Because I could not stop for death, death kindly stopped for me. I really need to get these brakes checked, not every driver is as cautious as death!

    By kbeef2,
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    • 644 views

  23. Because Mork & Brenda just doesn't have the same cachet.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 385 views

  24. Because once is just about enough, young man.

    By FrancisRizzo3,
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    • 586 views

  25. Because she loves you, and you know that that is bad, because she's a bear and you are dinner to be had

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 278 views
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